Opinion
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Billie | August 16, 2018
Friend hoping overgenerous birthday present will make up for the fact she hasn’t replied to a text in over two months
Before turning up to Fay Mueller’s 27th birthday party, Lydia Weisman, 26, had failed to reply to the...
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Billie | July 11, 2018
Fuck, marry, be my dad: the nation struggles to figure out exactly what is they want to do with Gareth Southgate
There’s no doubt about it, Gareth Southgate has charmed us all. The manager of the England football team...
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Kat Sadler | July 7, 2018
Football’s coming home, so why hasn’t my dad for the last 12 years?
Everything seems amazing. After a lengthy time away, football seems to be on its way home. Which begs...
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Ruby Martin | June 7, 2018
Five guys on how they realised she’s the one (they wouldn’t text back)
Joshua, a 17 year old student, said: “So, I sent her a picture of my dick, to show...
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Ruby Martin | May 28, 2018
Wow! Eight buckets you must list before you die
We all have things we need to tick off the old bucket list before the sweet release of...
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Adam Baird | May 20, 2018
Yes, I’d love to come to a 7am rave workout, Nancy, but I’ve got a fucking job to go to
A London woman has been told, in no uncertain terms that, yes, a 7am rave workout with a bunch...
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Adam Baird | May 17, 2018
Betrayed! I thought he was the one but then he told me he’d once been a contestant on Take Me Out
I first met Barry at this bar that my friends and I go to a few weeks ago....
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Billie | May 15, 2018
How to recover after the 21-year-old at work doesn’t get your MySpace reference
When you started at the company you were youngest person in the office; the go-to source for any...
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Adam Baird | May 13, 2018
I lived it! He said he was in a band but he didn’t mention he played the fucking fiddle
“I’m in a band.” We’ve all heard it and we’ve all been instantly attracted to it. But when...
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Jodie Irvine | May 10, 2018
Four pairs of flatforms that say “I’d wear heels, but honestly, fuck that”
Wanting to be a tall, elegant goddess when you’re out strutting your stuff isn’t too much to ask,...