Opinion
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Man quietly confident this Instagram comment will make Rihanna notice him
An accounts executive from Hemel Hempstead feels positive that his comment on Rihanna’s latest Instagram post will finally...
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The top five Radiohead albums according to some guy I’m ghosting
From early guitar rock to experimental electronica, Radiohead has an unparalleled oeuvre, according to some dude that will...
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Flatmates hoping Rachel’s new “thing” is moving the fuck out
Fingers are crossed today for a Lewisham woman’s flatmates, who are hoping that her new hobby this week might be...
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How to phase out your toxic friend Sophie, who insists on giving you sensible advice, rather than just supporting all your increasingly poor life choices
Most of us have a Sophie in our lives. One of those obnoxiously supportive friends who insists on...
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Woke man gives up on Master of None
An Islington man has reiterated his feminist ally credentials by abandoning Master of None just five brisk weeks after allegations against...
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2018 probably year family cat will die
A Cardiff woman visiting home for the holidays contemplated earlier how, for the fourth year in a row,...
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Managing expectations in the New Year’s Eve group chat
New Year’s Eve is kind of like childbirth: as soon as it’s over, we forget how unbearably painful...
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Opinionated uncle not yet aware he isn’t one of the three wise men
Despite wearing Birkenstocks over walking socks, with a pair of oversized corduroy trousers, instead of a silken emerald...
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Amazing! Woman has three contradictory hot takes about Christmas charity appeal video
A Durham woman is reported to have had three different, but equally controversial, opinions about a video which was...
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Homemade gifts to disappoint your loved ones with this Christmas
It’s the thought that counts, right? Right? Of course not. Stick to the list, you fool. However, the...