Opinion
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It’s 2018! Why are we still so uncomfortable about calling nipples ‘tit-hats’?
I have two. You have two. OR MORE – that’s fine – it’s 2018 (see above). Dogs have,...
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Eight reactions to baby photos that will trick people into thinking you don’t think they all look the same
Baby fever! Not for you, of course, but for everyone around you, apparently. Responding to other people’s baby...
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Hollywood exclusive! What DOESN’T Chrissy Teigen do!? Wait, what does she do?
Hollywood: where lifelong dreams of waiting tables are made. Here to tell us about the unlucky celebrities whose...
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Man quietly confident this Instagram comment will make Rihanna notice him
An accounts executive from Hemel Hempstead feels positive that his comment on Rihanna’s latest Instagram post will finally...
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The top five Radiohead albums according to some guy I’m ghosting
From early guitar rock to experimental electronica, Radiohead has an unparalleled oeuvre, according to some dude that will...
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Flatmates hoping Rachel’s new “thing” is moving the fuck out
Fingers are crossed today for a Lewisham woman’s flatmates, who are hoping that her new hobby this week might be...
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How to phase out your toxic friend Sophie, who insists on giving you sensible advice, rather than just supporting all your increasingly poor life choices
Most of us have a Sophie in our lives. One of those obnoxiously supportive friends who insists on...
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Woke man gives up on Master of None
An Islington man has reiterated his feminist ally credentials by abandoning Master of None just five brisk weeks after allegations against...
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2018 probably year family cat will die
A Cardiff woman visiting home for the holidays contemplated earlier how, for the fourth year in a row,...
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Managing expectations in the New Year’s Eve group chat
New Year’s Eve is kind of like childbirth: as soon as it’s over, we forget how unbearably painful...