Fashion
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The five best maxi-dresses for shutting in car doors
Maxi-dresses are a summer must-have for those who don’t enjoy the sensation of peeling their hot arse off...
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Help! I wore dungarees for three weeks in a row and now I’m trapped playing heads down thumbs up in the back of Miss Phillips’ year 8 class
Jessica Bridgewater, 28 from Bristol, is talking to me with her head on the desk, and two PVA...
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Wow! These new aviators will make you irresistible to flies
Sarah Sheehan, 21, from Essex was recently compiling her new summer holiday outfit for a beach party holiday,...
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Four cute crop tops to show off your thick, luscious belly hair
Time to dust off those dangerously short hot pants, semi-translucent vest tops and arse skimming minis: summer’s officially...
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Man runs out of good shirts by second date
A Luton man has exhausted his wardrobe of socially viable date-wear after just two dates. Ben Cartwright, 25,...
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Four pairs of flatforms that say “I’d wear heels, but honestly, fuck that”
Wanting to be a tall, elegant goddess when you’re out strutting your stuff isn’t too much to ask,...
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Chloe’s twisted bra strap baffles NASA
A Milton Keynes woman has managed to twist her bra strap so irrevocably that it “defies all known...
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Daughter requests and ignores mother’s fashion advice “for the last time”
A Sussex woman has shocked her daughter after claiming that “never again” will she offer her fashion advice...
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Dress for the job you want by shoplifting for the wardrobe you can’t yet afford
There’s only one thing standing between you and your dream job. It’s not your sub-par academic record, your...
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Vintage-obsessed woman seeks exorcist after being haunted by all the dead people whose clothes she now owns
A Brighton woman with a passion for ‘pre-loved’ clothes has called in the Catholic church after becoming convinced...