Fashion
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Anna Rahkonen | October 9, 2018
Four teddy coats that will make you say, “Baa! I’m just a wee little lamb!”
Winter is coming! So why spend the frigid months clothed in dull, monochrome coats when you could be...
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Ciara Jack | July 27, 2018
The five best maxi-dresses for shutting in car doors
Maxi-dresses are a summer must-have for those who don’t enjoy the sensation of peeling their hot arse off...
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Lorna Treen | July 25, 2018
Help! I wore dungarees for three weeks in a row and now I’m trapped playing heads down thumbs up in the back of Miss Phillips’ year 8 class
Jessica Bridgewater, 28 from Bristol, is talking to me with her head on the desk, and two PVA...
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Ciara Jack | July 22, 2018
Wow! These new aviators will make you irresistible to flies
Sarah Sheehan, 21, from Essex was recently compiling her new summer holiday outfit for a beach party holiday,...
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Billie | June 8, 2018
Four cute crop tops to show off your thick, luscious belly hair
Time to dust off those dangerously short hot pants, semi-translucent vest tops and arse skimming minis: summer’s officially...
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Cameron Loxdale | May 30, 2018
Man runs out of good shirts by second date
A Luton man has exhausted his wardrobe of socially viable date-wear after just two dates. Ben Cartwright, 25,...
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Jodie Irvine | May 10, 2018
Four pairs of flatforms that say “I’d wear heels, but honestly, fuck that”
Wanting to be a tall, elegant goddess when you’re out strutting your stuff isn’t too much to ask,...
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Sara Gibbs | April 16, 2018
Chloe’s twisted bra strap baffles NASA
A Milton Keynes woman has managed to twist her bra strap so irrevocably that it “defies all known...
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Arnold T. Rice | April 13, 2018
Daughter requests and ignores mother’s fashion advice “for the last time”
A Sussex woman has shocked her daughter after claiming that “never again” will she offer her fashion advice...
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Billie | March 17, 2018
Dress for the job you want by shoplifting for the wardrobe you can’t yet afford
There’s only one thing standing between you and your dream job. It’s not your sub-par academic record, your...