Style
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Middle class woman with three quirky French posters in her kitchen also voted for quirky Brexit
A middle class woman from Surrey with a penchant for quaint French artwork has also revealed her passion for...
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Government says women’s feet “can fuck off”
Calls for a ban on female employees being forced to wear heels at work have been placed firmly...
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Woman disappointed with body for functioning like a human body
An Essex woman has shaved off her eyebrows after becoming concerned that they were not behaving in accordance...
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Boyfriend had one job
A Staffordshire boyfriend is “getting the cold shoulder” from his girlfriend due to his failure to complete one...
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“I still don’t know what’s underneath his snapback. And I don’t want to know”
After several dates, a Liverpool woman has opted out of asking her fuckboy to take his stupid hat off...
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Missing girl returns home as campaign picture was “unflattering at best”
After an eleven-day stint on the run, a missing 16-year-old girl from Tiverton has returned home. Kayleigh Morris...
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“But I’m a dragon fruit!” Why this spiky woman is lashing out against traditional fruit-based body shapes
A woman from Wimbledon is taking a stand against the limited range of fruit-based body shapes in mainstream...
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Woman shaves entire arsehole, unfortunately it still looks like an arsehole
A woman from Hounslow was preparing for her date with Peter from Plenty of Fish when she made...
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Five shades of lipstick that’ll distract people from the fact you brushed your teeth with your finger this morning
Most mornings you have a strict oral health routine: sonic toothbrush, dental floss and an Ayurvedic-inspired, Gwyneth Paltrow-approved tongue scraper....