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Four Christmas gift ideas that say, “I’m only getting you this because I knew you’d get me something, and I’ve got enough on without you making me feel guilty, Beth”
It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Especially for Beth, who has decided to buy everyone she’s...
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Beautifully wrapped Christmas present definitely shit
Joanna Wilson, 27, was delighted to receive a beautifully wrapped present from one of her family friends. The...
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Scientists invent range of tights that your leg hair can’t poke through
After three years of gruelling research, scientists have finally developed a new range of tights that do not...
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Quiz: Are you ugly or did you just stare at your selfie for longer than 15 seconds?
You’ve done it! You took the perfect selfie. You may be thinking to yourself, “The lighting is just...
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Former goths struggle not to relapse during Halloween season
As shops fill with spooky decorations, the nation’s ex-goths are fighting the temptation to fall off the wagon...
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Four teddy coats that will make you say, “Baa! I’m just a wee little lamb!”
Winter is coming! So why spend the frigid months clothed in dull, monochrome coats when you could be...
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Suspicious: Martha’s new slicked-back hairstyle coincides with boiler break-down
A woman from Coventry has been caught trying to pass off her new slicked-back hairstyle as a fashion...
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The five best maxi-dresses for shutting in car doors
Maxi-dresses are a summer must-have for those who don’t enjoy the sensation of peeling their hot arse off...
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Help! I wore dungarees for three weeks in a row and now I’m trapped playing heads down thumbs up in the back of Miss Phillips’ year 8 class
Jessica Bridgewater, 28 from Bristol, is talking to me with her head on the desk, and two PVA...
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Wow! These new aviators will make you irresistible to flies
Sarah Sheehan, 21, from Essex was recently compiling her new summer holiday outfit for a beach party holiday,...