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Twist, don’t pull!! twitter.com/succubus_mag/statu…

Yesterday at 5:56 pm

Man opens champagne without giving step-by-step tutorial on the technique to women around him:… twitter.com/i/web/status/10198…

Yesterday at 10:12 am

Unfair! Colleague who insists on writing with a typewriter is granted deadline extension: bit.ly/2NlQXXq pic.twitter.com/pp1UJQD6lV

July 18, 2018 7:30 am

The couple have reportedly been inseparable since the heatwave began twitter.com/succubus_mag/statu…

July 17, 2018 5:32 pm

Fan overtakes vibrator as woman’s favourite piece of electronic equipment: bit.ly/2mkB3AZ pic.twitter.com/6jkxY3DthP

July 17, 2018 7:30 am