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Lifestyle
Help! I got rid of everything in my life that didn’t spark joy and now I’m just a consciousness floating through space
Succubus Magazine | January 16, 2019Okay guys, I really screwed up on this one. I tried to do Marie Kondo’s technique of tidying where...
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News
“You’ve just lost yourself a customer” says man who has never groomed in his life
Succubus Magazine | January 15, 2019A very angry man has decided to boycott Gillette, despite never having used a razor in his entire life....
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News
Tina’s Insta Story of a club night nominated for best sound design BAFTA
Arnold T. Rice | January 9, 2019A nine-second video of the Hip-Hop room in Peterborough’s Hijinks nightclub has surpassed critic expectations by becoming the first Instagram...
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Lifestyle
Vicky’s New Year’s resolution to recycle more starts with the resolutions she didn’t keep last year
Isabelle Farah | December 31, 2018Vicky Mortimer, 28, has made a firm resolution to recycle more in 2019 to do her bit for the...
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Fashion
Three newsboy caps that say, “Extra! Extra! Does this hat work with my face shape??”
Anna Rahkonen | December 17, 2018So you’re looking for a newsboy cap to add some spice to your look. Congratulations! But beware: the ownership...
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Career
Woman’s winter office closure provides the best Christmas gift of all: a week away from Martin
Jodie Irvine | December 17, 2018A Manchester woman reached peak Christmas cheer today after learning that her office would be closing for extra days...
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Lifestyle
Thrifty! Woman makes Christmas cards out of letters from the student loans company
Jodie Irvine | December 17, 2018A Cardiff woman has made headlines today after successfully crafting handmade Christmas cards for her whole extended family, friends...
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Lifestyle
Four Christmas gift ideas that say, “I’m only getting you this because I knew you’d get me something, and I’ve got enough on without you making me feel guilty, Beth”
Jodie Irvine | December 16, 2018It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Especially for Beth, who has decided to buy everyone she’s ever...
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Love & sex
Do I want to fuck Father Christmas, or do I just crave a father figure in my life?
Imogen Trusselle | December 16, 2018Ok, so hear me out on this one girls. Ever since I was a young teen, right about when...
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Love & sex
Freelancer snogs herself at Christmas party
Laura Cooper | December 16, 2018Freelance graphic designer, Ruby Smith, 28, woke up after her solo Freelance Christmas party with the usual beer fear...