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Fashion
Steal his look: why everyone’s going crazy for “The Cold Bernie”
Rhiannon Shaw | January 20, 2021Congressman Bernie Sanders has seized the means of production and the hearts of a nation with his practical but...
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Career
Progress! Woman inevitably left to clean up the mess after breaking glass ceiling
Emma Moran | January 20, 2021After her appointment to a historically male position of power, the #girlboss in question was left to clean up...
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Love & sex
Representation! Mattel launches first Incel Ken doll
Rhiannon Shaw | January 12, 2021Barbie-brand Mattel has announced that they will shortly be releasing a new Ken doll – and he will be...
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Love & sex
Roommates! Grandma pleased Mattel finally release a best friend doll for Barbie
Succubus Magazine | January 12, 2021A local grandma was over the moon to see the new pictures released by Mattel of two dolls wearing...
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Fashion
Woman making fun of queue outside Primark can’t find size big enough for her privilege
Succubus Magazine | June 15, 2020A woman who thinks the massive queues outside Primark as an absolutely hilarious sight to see has revealed that...
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News
Giddy up! Woman cowgirl rides her mum’s coattails to success
Emma Moran | June 12, 2020As we all know, becoming a famous journalist is really, really easy. Haha only kidding! It’s actually very hard...
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Lifestyle
All the different places you can cry now lockdown’s eased
Chloe Porter | June 12, 2020After a bumper few months of successfully handling the coronavirus crisis, the UK Government is now doing us yet...
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News
Nice! Another government official breaking lockdown makes you sending that thirst trap to your ex seem comparatively okay
Rhiannon Shaw | May 23, 2020In a show of boundless generosity, another government official has broken their own lockdown laws, making your indiscretions seem...
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Lifestyle
Wow! Check out these five amazing restaurants that are still delivering, but not to your area
Briony Puddepha | May 19, 2020We know that Coronavirus has finally made you consider turning your oven on. But sadly because you’ve spent the...
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Fashion
Women urged to send nudes to bras during Coronavirus to remind them boobs exist
Emma Moran | May 14, 2020Coronavirus has presented a monumental challenge for almost every aspect of society. But while you’re stuck at home getting...