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Love & sex
10 Peep Show quotes that will get his dick hard
Emma Moran | February 18, 2020It is a truth universally acknowledged that all men on dating apps are in want of a woman who...
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Lifestyle
Woman who rinses Keep Cup after every use just sooo proud of herself
Emma Moran | February 18, 2020A Durham woman who actually rinses her Keep Cup after every use and doesn’t let it sit in her...
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Love & sex
Five hot historical men whose dicks would’ve smelt awful
Emma Moran | February 18, 2020We’ve scoured the history books for the past’s hottest great men! Just try not to think about how showering...
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News
Breaking: Auntie’s friend’s son lives in London too- do you know him?
Laurie Plowright | February 9, 2020At a recent family birthday, a Nottigham auntie was keen to discuss London life. “How are you finding it?”...
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Lifestyle
Positive affirmations that won’t resonate because you are a disgusting little worm
Imogen Trusselle | February 3, 2020At certain points in our lives we all get stuck in unhealthy thought patterns, not unlike the never-ending title...
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Love & sex
How to find out if she’s gay or only had sex with you in, like, a friend way
Imogen Trusselle | January 15, 2020You’ve finally managed to have sex with that girl you’ve been crushing on and you couldn’t be happier. After...
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Lifestyle
Five quirky Christmas jumpers to hide your lack of any discernible personality
Emma Moran | December 17, 2019Everyone loves an ugly Christmas jumper, especially those who struggle to project an image of being in any way...
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News
Woman faces industrial action after breaking £5 secret Santa limit like a scab
Emma Moran | December 17, 2019A festive office party has devolved into contentious legal talks after Molly in Comms blatantly undercut the £5 secret...
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Lifestyle
Three easy two-minute workouts you still won’t fit into your day
Croft and Pearce | December 13, 2019It can be hard to find time to exercise. Here are some super-short workouts you still won’t find time...
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Lifestyle
Ally status secured for white male whose Spotify Wrapped includes two Lizzo songs
Jamie Clarke | December 9, 2019A young white man from north London, whose Spotify Wrapped playlist featured two songs from popular artist, Lizzo, has...