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Love & sex
Simon loses interest, becomes irresistible
Sara Gibbs | March 13, 2017A Devon woman who previously had a tepid-at-best interest in her just-for-now boyfriend, Simon, has had a dramatic change...
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News
International Women’s Day overshadowed by 3,598,425th consecutive International Men’s Day
Dan Kiss | March 7, 2017Organisers of the annual International Women’s Day have once again bemoaned the event being overshadowed by the daily celebrated...
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News
Local twat at social gathering frozen in terror six months after being asked to explain rape joke
Chazz Redhead | March 6, 2017A Brixton man and weapons-grade fucknugget has been frozen in terror for just over half a year after being confronted...
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Beauty
Missing girl returns home as campaign picture was “unflattering at best”
Jess Bray | March 6, 2017After an eleven-day stint on the run, a missing 16-year-old girl from Tiverton has returned home. Kayleigh Morris was...
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Beauty
“But I’m a dragon fruit!” Why this spiky woman is lashing out against traditional fruit-based body shapes
Joanne Sarginson | March 6, 2017A woman from Wimbledon is taking a stand against the limited range of fruit-based body shapes in mainstream society....
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Lifestyle
Woman who refuses to watch news because it makes her sad is unhappy because she doesn’t understand what’s going on in the news
Kat Sadler | March 6, 2017A Chichester woman and proud owner of a quite nice Vauxhall Astra refuses to put on BBC News, even muted...
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Love & sex
“Stop mansplaining!” Woman refuses to listen to the basic rules of her boyfriend’s poker game before ruining his poker game
Kat Sadler | March 6, 2017A woman from Hull was furious when her boyfriend tried to explain how to play poker before playing poker. “It...
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Beauty
Woman shaves entire arsehole, unfortunately it still looks like an arsehole
Kat Sadler | March 6, 2017A woman from Hounslow was preparing for her date with Peter from Plenty of Fish when she made a shocking...
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Love & sex
Seven easy-to-apply football metaphors to soften the blow of breaking up with him at half time
Cameron Loxdale | March 6, 2017We’ve all been there. The big game, in the pub. Quality time with Harry, the boy you were sure...
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Travel
Manspreader discovers new continent
Cameron Loxdale | March 6, 2017It finally happened. One small stretch for man, one giant anti-social spread for mankind. It was a train journey...