Quiz: Do you need a wee or are you just a nervous wreck?
You need a wee
For the love of God, get off the Internet and go to the toilet. Your bladder will thank you.
You're just a nervous wreck
You probably had a wee about five minutes ago. You'll barely get a drip out if you try to go now. Take a deep breath and go to the loo again anyway, just in case. Let's face it, we can't talk you out of it.
Sara is editor-in-chief of Succubus. Sara studied Writing & Producing Comedy at the NFTS and has written for The Now Show, Dead Ringers, The News Quiz, The Daily Mash and The Mash Report. Sara makes it her business to be at least five years behind the latest trends, so she can devote more time to her Tamagotchi.