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Love & sex
Roommates! Grandma pleased Mattel finally release a best friend doll for Barbie
Succubus Magazine | January 12, 2021A local grandma was over the moon to see the new pictures released by Mattel of two dolls wearing...
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Lifestyle
All the different places you can cry now lockdown’s eased
Chloe Porter | June 12, 2020After a bumper few months of successfully handling the coronavirus crisis, the UK Government is now doing us yet...
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News
Nice! Another government official breaking lockdown makes you sending that thirst trap to your ex seem comparatively okay
Rhiannon Shaw | May 23, 2020In a show of boundless generosity, another government official has broken their own lockdown laws, making your indiscretions seem...
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Lifestyle
Wow! Check out these five amazing restaurants that are still delivering, but not to your area
Briony Puddepha | May 19, 2020We know that Coronavirus has finally made you consider turning your oven on. But sadly because you’ve spent the...
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Fashion
Women urged to send nudes to bras during Coronavirus to remind them boobs exist
Emma Moran | May 14, 2020Coronavirus has presented a monumental challenge for almost every aspect of society. But while you’re stuck at home getting...
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News
Busy woman outraged that her cleaner can clean her house but not her conscience
Rhiannon Shaw | May 13, 2020When Helen, a busy career woman from Hampstead, asked her cleaner to come back during the pandemic she was...
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Politics
Woman struggling to understand Boris’ speech decides to just read Ulysses
Laurie Plowright | May 11, 2020Gemma, 27, a publishing executive from Leicester was inspired to pick up her books once more after viewing our...
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Health & Fitness
Note from mum gets Jenny out of Joe Wicks’ PE lesson
Laurie Plowright | May 10, 2020Joe Wicks’ PE lessons have been a must attend for any Thatcherite during the lockdown. That said, sometimes after a...
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News
Phew! Luckily women have been staying alert since the day they were born
Jodie Irvine | May 10, 2020Women across the country are rejoicing today as it has become clear that their years of non-stop training will...
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Lifestyle
Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing men with bad takes about Adele’s weight loss?
Succubus Magazine | May 7, 2020There comes a time in a woman’s life where she reaches a crossroads: should she abandon hope of trying...