Five hot historical men whose dicks would’ve smelt awful
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How to find out if she’s gay or only had sex with you in, like, a friend way
You’ve finally managed to have sex with that girl you’ve been crushing on and you couldn’t be happier. After...
Five quirky Christmas jumpers to hide your lack of any discernible personality
Everyone loves an ugly Christmas jumper, especially those who struggle to project an image of being in any way...
Three easy two-minute workouts you still won’t fit into your day
It can be hard to find time to exercise. Here are some super-short workouts you still won’t find time...
Ally status secured for white male whose Spotify Wrapped includes two Lizzo songs
A young white man from north London, whose Spotify Wrapped playlist featured two songs from popular artist, Lizzo, has...
10 sex moves that’ll make him say, “can’t we just do it the normal way?”
You may think things are going great with your partner — but we’re here to tell you they’re not....
Hen do invite shatters woman’s hopes of buying a house
A young woman from south London has seen her plans to buy a house scuppered at the last minute,...
This dickhead Kevin has registered to vote and if that doesn’t scare you into registering nothing will
Julia Roberts offered lead role in Nelson Mandela biopic
White, American, red-haired, female actor Julia Roberts has been put forward by producers to play the black, South African,...
Report: Is coffee actually good? Seriously, I can’t tell
A recent report by the Office For National Statistics has found stunning evidence that most coffee drinkers don’t crave...