The Latest
-
Note from mum gets Jenny out of Joe Wicks’ PE lesson
Joe Wicks’ PE lessons have been a must attend for any Thatcherite during the lockdown. That said, sometimes after a...
-
Phew! Luckily women have been staying alert since the day they were born
Women across the country are rejoicing today as it has become clear that their years of non-stop training will...
-
Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing men with bad takes about Adele’s weight loss?
There comes a time in a woman’s life where she reaches a crossroads: should she abandon hope of trying...
-
Five easy exercises to sprain your ankle without you having to go outside
It’s difficult to remain fit and active while you are self-isolating, but it’s not impossible. We’ve put together a...
-
Do your plants hate you? Find out in five easy steps
Answer these questions as honestly as you can to find out how your plants REALLY feel. 1) When did you...
-
Oops! What you thought was a Zoom background of a dank cavern is actually colleague’s bedroom
When colleague and Database Manager Liz, 43, joined the Zoom call, you thought she had turned over a new...
-
Woman recreates the joy of a summer stroll by getting her boyfriend to catcall her from upstairs
One of the things we are all missing during the national lockdown is the simple joy of a stroll...
-
Woman refreshed after rigorous home workout picking arguments with boyfriend
A woman has reported feelings of physical and mental vitality after an energetic home workout deliberately arguing with her...
-
Woman working from home discovers new kink for masturbating on company time
The quarantine has led to many self-discoveries, such as how many Digestives you can fit into your mouth at...
-
Woman on third bath of the day begins new life as prune
A woman who has upped the number of baths in a day to three in order to kill time...
