Four body butters that are as delicious as they are good for your skin

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Everyone knows body butters are good for your skin and everyone also secretly eats a bit of them, because they smell so Goddamn nice. So here’s our guide to the ones that will not only invigorate your skin, but also make you message your friend Abigail to say: “I probably shouldn’t have eaten all that body butter.”

1) Body Shop Butter (Coconut Flavour)

Good for healing dried skin and will also taste like a Bounty if you smear some on some chocolate.

2) Bliss Lemon and Sage Body Butter

Contains Vitamins A and E and works surprisingly well on crackers.

3) Whish™ Pomegranate Body Butter

It’s an ultra-indulgent cream, so you may as well just grab a spoon, tuck right in and convince yourself that it counts as one of your five a day.

4) Kiehl’s Crème de Corps Soy Milk & Honey Whipped Body Butter

At around £37 per 226g tub, you probably shouldn’t eat this, or waste it by using it on your skin. Just occasionally open the tub, have a smell and think to yourself: “I bet that tastes delicious.”

Adam Baird

Adam is a regular contributor to The Daily Mash, having written over 500 stories for them in the last three years. He can also do a pretty much spot-on John Lennon impression. His formal education stops at 'Unfinished BTEC in Performing Arts.'