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Nice! Another government official breaking lockdown makes you sending that thirst trap to your ex seem comparatively okay
In a show of boundless generosity, another government official has broken their own lockdown laws, making your indiscretions...
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Wow! Check out these five amazing restaurants that are still delivering, but not to your area
We know that Coronavirus has finally made you consider turning your oven on. But sadly because you’ve spent...
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Busy woman outraged that her cleaner can clean her house but not her conscience
When Helen, a busy career woman from Hampstead, asked her cleaner to come back during the pandemic she...
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Woman struggling to understand Boris’ speech decides to just read Ulysses
Gemma, 27, a publishing executive from Leicester was inspired to pick up her books once more after viewing...
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Note from mum gets Jenny out of Joe Wicks’ PE lesson
Joe Wicks’ PE lessons have been a must attend for any Thatcherite during the lockdown. That said, sometimes after...
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Phew! Luckily women have been staying alert since the day they were born
Women across the country are rejoicing today as it has become clear that their years of non-stop training...
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Neighbour banging pots and pans for NHS mostly wants to show off Le Creuset set
A nosy at someone’s kitchenware selection is a privilege normally reserved for dinner party guests or culinarily-minded burglars,...
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Much-needed FaceTime reminds you Hayley is still really fucking irritating
After several solitary weeks locked up in self-isolation, Emma Gibbs, 29, decided it would be a lovely idea...
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Gemma’s quarantine Instagram live Q&A gets a record two viewers
Gemma, 27 from Northamptonshire, was delighted when she received the viewing figures from her inaugural Instagram live Q and...
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Three-month-old Terry’s Chocolate Orange from Christmas stocking looking pretty good right about now
In a discovery that has been described as ‘this decade’s King Richard III’, a team of archaeologists have...