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Representation! Mattel launches first Incel Ken doll
Barbie-brand Mattel has announced that they will shortly be releasing a new Ken doll – and he will...
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Giddy up! Woman cowgirl rides her mum’s coattails to success
As we all know, becoming a famous journalist is really, really easy. Haha only kidding! It’s actually very...
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All the different places you can cry now lockdown’s eased
After a bumper few months of successfully handling the coronavirus crisis, the UK Government is now doing us...
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Nice! Another government official breaking lockdown makes you sending that thirst trap to your ex seem comparatively okay
In a show of boundless generosity, another government official has broken their own lockdown laws, making your indiscretions...
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Wow! Check out these five amazing restaurants that are still delivering, but not to your area
We know that Coronavirus has finally made you consider turning your oven on. But sadly because you’ve spent...
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Busy woman outraged that her cleaner can clean her house but not her conscience
When Helen, a busy career woman from Hampstead, asked her cleaner to come back during the pandemic she...
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Woman struggling to understand Boris’ speech decides to just read Ulysses
Gemma, 27, a publishing executive from Leicester was inspired to pick up her books once more after viewing...
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Note from mum gets Jenny out of Joe Wicks’ PE lesson
Joe Wicks’ PE lessons have been a must attend for any Thatcherite during the lockdown. That said, sometimes after...
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Phew! Luckily women have been staying alert since the day they were born
Women across the country are rejoicing today as it has become clear that their years of non-stop training...
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Neighbour banging pots and pans for NHS mostly wants to show off Le Creuset set
A nosy at someone’s kitchenware selection is a privilege normally reserved for dinner party guests or culinarily-minded burglars,...