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Rhiannon Shaw | January 12, 2021
Representation! Mattel launches first Incel Ken doll
Barbie-brand Mattel has announced that they will shortly be releasing a new Ken doll – and he will...
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Emma Moran | June 12, 2020
Giddy up! Woman cowgirl rides her mum’s coattails to success
As we all know, becoming a famous journalist is really, really easy. Haha only kidding! It’s actually very...
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Chloe Porter | June 12, 2020
All the different places you can cry now lockdown’s eased
After a bumper few months of successfully handling the coronavirus crisis, the UK Government is now doing us...
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Rhiannon Shaw | May 23, 2020
Nice! Another government official breaking lockdown makes you sending that thirst trap to your ex seem comparatively okay
In a show of boundless generosity, another government official has broken their own lockdown laws, making your indiscretions...
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Briony Puddepha | May 19, 2020
Wow! Check out these five amazing restaurants that are still delivering, but not to your area
We know that Coronavirus has finally made you consider turning your oven on. But sadly because you’ve spent...
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Rhiannon Shaw | May 13, 2020
Busy woman outraged that her cleaner can clean her house but not her conscience
When Helen, a busy career woman from Hampstead, asked her cleaner to come back during the pandemic she...
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Laurie Plowright | May 11, 2020
Woman struggling to understand Boris’ speech decides to just read Ulysses
Gemma, 27, a publishing executive from Leicester was inspired to pick up her books once more after viewing...
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Laurie Plowright | May 10, 2020
Note from mum gets Jenny out of Joe Wicks’ PE lesson
Joe Wicks’ PE lessons have been a must attend for any Thatcherite during the lockdown. That said, sometimes after...
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Jodie Irvine | May 10, 2020
Phew! Luckily women have been staying alert since the day they were born
Women across the country are rejoicing today as it has become clear that their years of non-stop training...
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Rhiannon Shaw | May 4, 2020
Neighbour banging pots and pans for NHS mostly wants to show off Le Creuset set
A nosy at someone’s kitchenware selection is a privilege normally reserved for dinner party guests or culinarily-minded burglars,...