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Aww! Sad reaction on Facebook still just patronising
It has been confirmed today that the ‘sad’ reaction, as an alternative to the traditional ‘like’ on Facebook,...
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Unbearable guy from school now really into drones
That unbearable guy from school, whose name you can’t say without wincing, has apparently reached a new low...
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Jen wanted to divide the bill up equally, so we divided her up equally too
After finishing a meal at a fancy restaurant, Jen Wallace, 29, thought it was absolutely fine to suggest...
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Hero! This man knows train doors will only open if he repeatedly presses button before the light goes green
Damon Jennings, 34, an estate agent, claims to have discovered the secret to saving those all-important two seconds...
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How to deal with a friend who won’t stop being more attractive than you
Whether it was an awkward school friend who happened to be belatedly blessed by puberty, or you so...
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Woman sues boyfriend for failing to fill void
A woman from Tottenham, North London, is suing her boyfriend after he failed to fill the void she’d...
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Awkward! This woman tried to say goodbye and she choked, then tried to walk away and she stumbled
When I saw you today, three things popped into my head: games, changes and fears. I don’t know...
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Amazing! Someone brought up GCSE results so Nancy got a chance to brag
A Birmingham woman who got seven A*s, two As, one B and a C in drama (which she says...
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Genius! This freelancer adds a “wasting my fucking time” tax to their invoices
A freelance interior designer from Mitcham has made shockwaves in the industry today by adding a special tax...
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Woman who regularly buys sports gear realises she hasn’t done any exercise since 2011
A Nantwich woman with more than two hundred pounds’ worth of sports equipment at the back of her...