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Finally! Scientists invent pumpkin spice tampons
A crack team of international scientists have finally invented the one thing women around the world have been...
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Hot take! Julie from HR has noticed the evenings are getting darker
The Gillinham office of Cosgroves Catering Suppliers was rocked last week after a staff member noticed that the...
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Buff! Woman’s incredibly toned body result of months of gruelling emotional labour
When Amy Wright won the Ladies National Deadlifting championships in June despite having never lifted a weight in...
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Restock of “Back to School” equipment still makes Angela, 32, anxious
Angela Charling, 32 from Sussex, is the current Head of Human Resources at the Lewes branch of WowGroceries...
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Feminism win! This man has no problem with a woman putting on makeup on the train, so long as she just bloody smiled more when she did it, and cheered up love, it might never happen
Hooray! Great strides have been made for feminism today as businessman Richard Holdsbrook, 61 from Broxbourne, has revealed...
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Woman who killed eight cactuses wants to hold your baby
A Leicestershire couple were alarmed and surprised when an old friend stopped by unannounced to celebrate the birth...
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Myth Debunked! Claims that millennials have lower attention span than previous generations greatly exager- oooh a meme!
There’s been tons of think pieces dedicated to slagging off millennials and their supposed short attention spans, but...
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Met Office declares it’s too hot to fuck
The Met Office have announced that UK temperatures will tip over the ‘fuck point’ this afternoon. The fuck...
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Your co-worker Mark thinks he’s not allowed to flirt with women anymore which is great because he’s a terrible human being
A man in your office today claimed that the #MeToo movement meant he “basically couldn’t even flirt with...
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Friend on digital detox actually just dropped phone down toilet
Friends were relieved to discover that a friend who they thought had turned away from social media following...
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