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Gemma’s quarantine Instagram live Q&A gets a record two viewers

Gemma, 27 from Northamptonshire, was delighted when she received the viewing figures from her inaugural Instagram live Q and...

Dad sharing problematic memes on family WhatsApp again

Confusion abounds as every person on earth races to condemn a somehow 100%  problematic  meme sent to the...

Breaking: Auntie’s friend’s son lives in London too- do you know him?

At a recent family birthday, a Nottigham auntie was keen to discuss London life. “How are you finding...

Woman faces industrial action after breaking £5 secret Santa limit like a scab

A festive office party has devolved into contentious legal talks after Molly in Comms blatantly undercut the £5...

Ally status secured for white male whose Spotify Wrapped includes two Lizzo songs

A young white man from north London, whose Spotify Wrapped playlist featured two songs from popular artist, Lizzo,...

Was it something you did? Your reply guy’s gone a bit quiet

Some things in life last forever. The journey to Heathrow on the Piccadilly line. That One Direction tattoo...

This dickhead Kevin has registered to vote and if that doesn’t scare you into registering nothing will

Julia Roberts offered lead role in Nelson Mandela biopic

White, American, red-haired, female actor Julia Roberts has been put forward by producers to play the black, South...

Report: Is coffee actually good? Seriously, I can’t tell

A recent report by the Office For National Statistics has found stunning evidence that most coffee drinkers don’t...

Actor who isn’t going to the Fringe totally fine

For the first time in five years, Flora Brand, 29, an actor, writer and waitress, is not going...