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Myth Debunked! Claims that millennials have lower attention span than previous generations greatly exager- oooh a meme!
There’s been tons of think pieces dedicated to slagging off millennials and their supposed short attention spans, but...
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Met Office declares it’s too hot to fuck
The Met Office have announced that UK temperatures will tip over the ‘fuck point’ this afternoon. The fuck...
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Your co-worker Mark thinks he’s not allowed to flirt with women anymore which is great because he’s a terrible human being
A man in your office today claimed that the #MeToo movement meant he “basically couldn’t even flirt with...
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Friend on digital detox actually just dropped phone down toilet
Friends were relieved to discover that a friend who they thought had turned away from social media following...
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Science confirms periods are just getting worse and fucking worse
A study has found that PMS, cramps and period shits are an absolute joke. Scientists spoke to 200...
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Man opens champagne without giving step-by-step tutorial on the technique to women around him
Richard Hastings, a 25-year-old engineer from Harrogate, made history at a dinner party last Sunday when he opened...
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Friend’s brother visits town, hits on nobody
A Dorset man has successfully visited his older sister in London without low-key sizing up any of her...
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Chloe devastated rare Beanie Baby not the route to her millions
Chloe Johnson, 23, from Surrey, was recently disappointed when she took what she had previously believed to be...
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Unfair! Colleague who insists on writing with a typewriter is granted deadline extension
Tensions have risen in a London office where an employee, who insists on using a typewriter, has been...
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Fuck, marry, be my dad: the nation struggles to figure out exactly what is they want to do with Gareth Southgate
There’s no doubt about it, Gareth Southgate has charmed us all. The manager of the England football team...
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