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Adding “I’m only messing” doesn’t make what you said any less offensive, Susan
A report has confirmed that adding the caveat of “I’m only messing” to the end of an offensive sentence...
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World’s most confident woman in hiding after seeing own face in magnifying mirror
An extremely confident Brighton woman who claims to be “comfortable in her own skin” has changed her mind after...
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Dad gives 20-year-old daughter £10 to “go and get her hair done”
A middle-aged man from Leicester has given his 20-year-old daughter £10 to “go and get her hair done”, because...
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Newlywed couple shocked that guests followed instructions on invitation and did not buy gifts
A pair of newlyweds from Battersea have expressed their shock and disappointment that their wedding guests did exactly...
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Chloe’s twisted bra strap baffles NASA
A Milton Keynes woman has managed to twist her bra strap so irrevocably that it “defies all known...
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House-hunting couple shocked to learn they’re not the only ones looking for “light and space”
A Kent couple have discovered that most human beings have the same checklist when it comes to house...
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Sarah’s first vlog not as bad as everybody had hoped
The inaugural instalment of a Wiltshire woman’s YouTube vlog has been heralded as “alright, actually” by several Facebook...
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Daughter requests and ignores mother’s fashion advice “for the last time”
A Sussex woman has shocked her daughter after claiming that “never again” will she offer her fashion advice...
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Hollywood exclusive! Kylie Jenner’s lips spark teen allergic reaction trend
Hollywood: where the world’s most fitness-obsessed people take twenty minutes to drive what would have just been a...
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Woman manages to stay humble after successfully opening beer bottle with lighter
A north London woman demonstrated saint-like levels of modesty and self restraint this Saturday, when she managed to...