Health & Fitness
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Laurie Plowright | May 10, 2020
Note from mum gets Jenny out of Joe Wicks’ PE lesson
Joe Wicks’ PE lessons have been a must attend for any Thatcherite during the lockdown. That said, sometimes after...
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Clarissa Maycock | May 6, 2020
Five easy exercises to sprain your ankle without you having to go outside
It’s difficult to remain fit and active while you are self-isolating, but it’s not impossible. We’ve put together...
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Clarissa Maycock | April 23, 2020
Woman recreates the joy of a summer stroll by getting her boyfriend to catcall her from upstairs
One of the things we are all missing during the national lockdown is the simple joy of a...
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Rosa Collins | April 17, 2020
Woman refreshed after rigorous home workout picking arguments with boyfriend
A woman has reported feelings of physical and mental vitality after an energetic home workout deliberately arguing with...
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Succubus Magazine | March 10, 2020
Four fake diseases to tell your boyfriend about so he keeps washing his hands after this blows over
If there’s one positive from this whole thing, it’s that Jeremy, your boyfriend, has finally started actually washing...
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Catherine Brinkworth | July 3, 2019
Why are you tired today? It’s probably a terrible disease
Do you find getting out of bed tricky? Do you hit snooze for approximately two and a half...
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Laurie Plowright | December 9, 2018
Wow! This family friend can belittle your mental health three times in one conversation
Family friend Sheila, who is inexplicably at every single family event, broke her previous record by belittling Laura...
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Helen Duff | November 16, 2018
Woman mistakes euphoria of gym class being over for genuine joy
A woman who experience a huge rush of elation at the end of her extortionately priced, excruciatingly painful...
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Emma Moran | September 17, 2018
Buff! Woman’s incredibly toned body result of months of gruelling emotional labour
When Amy Wright won the Ladies National Deadlifting championships in June despite having never lifted a weight in...
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Verity Babbs | September 14, 2018
Julie’s new water bottle reminds her when to drink, but doesn’t remind her to mind her own business
Colleagues of Julie Whittaker, 28, were surprised to find out that the pink silicone attachment to her water...