Love & sex
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Kathleen Hughes | March 28, 2021
Orderly bisexual really letting the side down
A mild-mannered bisexual woman has been outed this week as being boring as fuck. Sarah Wilson, 27, faced...
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Rhiannon Shaw | February 13, 2021
How to buy a Galentine’s gift for the female best friend you’re definitely not in love with just best friends haha
Single? Celebrating Galentine’s this year? Got a female best friend who you’re definitely not actually secretly in love...
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Ruby Clyde | February 7, 2021
Is he a bad communicator, or is he just boring?
Everyone knows that men aren’t the most in touch with their emotions. Trying to get your boyfriend to...
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Jodie Irvine | January 31, 2021
Guest star! Fuckboy from lockdown 1 rumoured to return to the franchise
A huge plot twist came today when rumours began to circulate that the fan-favourite fuckboy who starred in...
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Rhiannon Shaw | January 28, 2021
Wow! Multitasking boyfriend manipulates stock market AND girlfriend
A boyfriend has silenced sexist naysayers by managing to manipulate both the stock market and his long-term partner...
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Jodie Irvine | January 21, 2021
Dentist now the only man who’s been inside you in a year
A Farnborough woman has set a new record today after she realised it has now been one whole...
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Rhiannon Shaw | January 12, 2021
Representation! Mattel launches first Incel Ken doll
Barbie-brand Mattel has announced that they will shortly be releasing a new Ken doll – and he will...
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Succubus Magazine | January 12, 2021
Roommates! Grandma pleased Mattel finally release a best friend doll for Barbie
A local grandma was over the moon to see the new pictures released by Mattel of two dolls...
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Succubus Magazine | May 7, 2020
Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing men with bad takes about Adele’s weight loss?
There comes a time in a woman’s life where she reaches a crossroads: should she abandon hope of...
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Rosa Collins | April 17, 2020
Woman refreshed after rigorous home workout picking arguments with boyfriend
A woman has reported feelings of physical and mental vitality after an energetic home workout deliberately arguing with...