Nice! Another government official breaking lockdown makes you sending that thirst trap to your ex seem comparatively okay
In a show of boundless generosity, another government official has broken their own lockdown laws, making your indiscretions...
Woman struggling to understand Boris’ speech decides to just read Ulysses
Gemma, 27, a publishing executive from Leicester was inspired to pick up her books once more after viewing...
Neighbour banging pots and pans for NHS mostly wants to show off Le Creuset set
A nosy at someone’s kitchenware selection is a privilege normally reserved for dinner party guests or culinarily-minded burglars,...
Dad sharing problematic memes on family WhatsApp again
Confusion abounds as every person on earth races to condemn a somehow 100% problematic meme sent to the...
This dickhead Kevin has registered to vote and if that doesn’t scare you into registering nothing will
Your co-worker Mark thinks he’s not allowed to flirt with women anymore which is great because he’s a terrible human being
A man in your office today claimed that the #MeToo movement meant he “basically couldn’t even flirt with...
Unfair! Colleague who insists on writing with a typewriter is granted deadline extension
Tensions have risen in a London office where an employee, who insists on using a typewriter, has been...
Winner! Man destroys feminism after discovering two women with different opinions
A man from Shrewsbury has been celebrating after single handedly proving feminism “wrong”. Adam Folkes, 35, was uncharacteristically...
Woke man gives up on Master of None
An Islington man has reiterated his feminist ally credentials by abandoning Master of None just five brisk weeks after allegations against...
Oblivious! Straight white man still has energy to rant about trivial nonsense
A straight, white man from London who was “surprised” upon learning from the #metoo campaign about “how many...