Politics
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Emma Moran | January 28, 2021
Representation! Broadcasters to commission more reports on why they’re not commissioning things by BAME writers
In response to backlash over the lack of diverse shows on their slates, broadcasters like the BBC are...
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Succubus Magazine | January 21, 2021
Robbed: man who posts sad break up poetry on Facebook furious about being overlooked for inaugural poet laureate
A Romford man, Dan Cartwright, 28, is absolutely fuming that he’s been “pipped to the post” to be...
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Rhiannon Shaw | January 20, 2021
Steal his look: why everyone’s going crazy for “The Cold Bernie”
Congressman Bernie Sanders has seized the means of production and the hearts of a nation with his practical...
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Emma Moran | January 20, 2021
Progress! Woman inevitably left to clean up the mess after breaking glass ceiling
After her appointment to a historically male position of power, the #girlboss in question was left to clean...
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Rhiannon Shaw | May 23, 2020
Nice! Another government official breaking lockdown makes you sending that thirst trap to your ex seem comparatively okay
In a show of boundless generosity, another government official has broken their own lockdown laws, making your indiscretions...
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Laurie Plowright | May 11, 2020
Woman struggling to understand Boris’ speech decides to just read Ulysses
Gemma, 27, a publishing executive from Leicester was inspired to pick up her books once more after viewing...
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Rhiannon Shaw | May 4, 2020
Neighbour banging pots and pans for NHS mostly wants to show off Le Creuset set
A nosy at someone’s kitchenware selection is a privilege normally reserved for dinner party guests or culinarily-minded burglars,...
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Emma Moran | February 18, 2020
Dad sharing problematic memes on family WhatsApp again
Confusion abounds as every person on earth races to condemn a somehow 100% problematic meme sent to the...
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Kat Sadler | November 26, 2019
This dickhead Kevin has registered to vote and if that doesn’t scare you into registering nothing will
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Eleanor Morton | July 27, 2018
Your co-worker Mark thinks he’s not allowed to flirt with women anymore which is great because he’s a terrible human being
A man in your office today claimed that the #MeToo movement meant he “basically couldn’t even flirt with...