Lifestyle
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Friend hoping overgenerous birthday present will make up for the fact she hasn’t replied to a text in over two months
Before turning up to Fay Mueller’s 27th birthday party, Lydia Weisman, 26, had failed to reply to the...
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Myth Debunked! Claims that millennials have lower attention span than previous generations greatly exager- oooh a meme!
There’s been tons of think pieces dedicated to slagging off millennials and their supposed short attention spans, but...
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What your best friends will be doing a month after you graduate and have all inevitably lost contact
Just five weeks after throwing their hats, and all changing their cover photos to prove it, Alina Bennett,...
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Friend on digital detox actually just dropped phone down toilet
Friends were relieved to discover that a friend who they thought had turned away from social media following...
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5:56pm definitely best time to hold meeting, boss confirms
An East London man has made a career breakthrough today, after calling a crucial meeting right at the...
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Dinner party deception: five subtle ways to convince your useless friend that she’s helping
Jenny absolutely killed it last week. Four courses, cocktails, the works. Everyone’s needs were catered for. And how...
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Four houses on Rightmove you’ll never afford, and the detailed fantasy lives you’ve constructed around them
Unless you have a rich relative with heart problems or bought Bitcoin back in 2011, as a millennial,...
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Fan overtakes vibrator as woman’s favourite piece of electronic equipment
Of all the electrical equipment she owned – toastie maker, lava lamp, 1998 Gameboy Color – it was...
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Chloe devastated rare Beanie Baby not the route to her millions
Chloe Johnson, 23, from Surrey, was recently disappointed when she took what she had previously believed to be...
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Fuck, marry, be my dad: the nation struggles to figure out exactly what is they want to do with Gareth Southgate
There’s no doubt about it, Gareth Southgate has charmed us all. The manager of the England football team...
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