Opinion
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Golden Globes judging panel all tested for COVID after displaying complete lack of taste
It’s a medical emergency in Hollywood tonight after the entire judging panel for the Golden Globes were rushed...
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Busy woman outraged that her cleaner can clean her house but not her conscience
When Helen, a busy career woman from Hampstead, asked her cleaner to come back during the pandemic she...
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Do I want to fuck Father Christmas, or do I just crave a father figure in my life?
Ok, so hear me out on this one girls. Ever since I was a young teen, right about...
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Wow! This family friend can belittle your mental health three times in one conversation
Family friend Sheila, who is inexplicably at every single family event, broke her previous record by belittling Laura...
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Baby shower guest announces she’s done far more impressive things in sex than get pregnant
Reader, that guest was me. Baby Showers are the prime example of credit where it’s not due. It...
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Sorry feminists! I’m traditional: I like to cook for my man and make sacrifice to the Sun God
I’ve always been a traditional girl. Growing up, I wanted to get swept off my feet and have...
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Amanda’s mate Chris thinks we should all be able to separate the art from the artist, so that’s fine then!
Amanda, 32 from Willesden Green, has had a huge weight lifted off her shoulders thanks to her mate...
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Feminism isn’t about hating all men! It’s about hating one man: Joel
Sometimes I’m amazed that in 2018, we’re still having the same tired old arguments about feminism. The one...
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Man’s bumbling uselessness much less fucking endearing after 20 years
48-year-old Gary Quisling’s messy bedroom and scruffy clothes weren’t a problem for future wife, Lesley, as the 90s...
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Friend hoping overgenerous birthday present will make up for the fact she hasn’t replied to a text in over two months
Before turning up to Fay Mueller’s 27th birthday party, Lydia Weisman, 26, had failed to reply to the...