Opinion
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Imogen Trusselle | December 16, 2018
Do I want to fuck Father Christmas, or do I just crave a father figure in my life?
Ok, so hear me out on this one girls. Ever since I was a young teen, right about...
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Laurie Plowright | December 9, 2018
Wow! This family friend can belittle your mental health three times in one conversation
Family friend Sheila, who is inexplicably at every single family event, broke her previous record by belittling Laura...
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Annie McGrath | November 20, 2018
Baby shower guest announces she’s done far more impressive things in sex than get pregnant
Reader, that guest was me. Baby Showers are the prime example of credit where it’s not due. It...
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Ruby Clyde | November 19, 2018
Sorry feminists! I’m traditional: I like to cook for my man and make sacrifice to the Sun God
I’ve always been a traditional girl. Growing up, I wanted to get swept off my feet and have...
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Bethan Story | October 12, 2018
Amanda’s mate Chris thinks we should all be able to separate the art from the artist, so that’s fine then!
Amanda, 32 from Willesden Green, has had a huge weight lifted off her shoulders thanks to her mate...
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Ruby Clyde | September 17, 2018
Feminism isn’t about hating all men! It’s about hating one man: Joel
Sometimes I’m amazed that in 2018, we’re still having the same tired old arguments about feminism. The one...
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Louise Leigh | September 4, 2018
Man’s bumbling uselessness much less fucking endearing after 20 years
48-year-old Gary Quisling’s messy bedroom and scruffy clothes weren’t a problem for future wife, Lesley, as the 90s...
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Billie Cooper | August 16, 2018
Friend hoping overgenerous birthday present will make up for the fact she hasn’t replied to a text in over two months
Before turning up to Fay Mueller’s 27th birthday party, Lydia Weisman, 26, had failed to reply to the...
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Billie Cooper | July 11, 2018
Fuck, marry, be my dad: the nation struggles to figure out exactly what is they want to do with Gareth Southgate
There’s no doubt about it, Gareth Southgate has charmed us all. The manager of the England football team...
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Kat Sadler | July 7, 2018
Football’s coming home, so why hasn’t my dad for the last 12 years?
Everything seems amazing. After a lengthy time away, football seems to be on its way home. Which begs...