Opinion
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Five guys on how they realised she’s the one (they wouldn’t text back)
Joshua, a 17 year old student, said: “So, I sent her a picture of my dick, to show...
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Wow! Eight buckets you must list before you die
We all have things we need to tick off the old bucket list before the sweet release of...
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Yes, I’d love to come to a 7am rave workout, Nancy, but I’ve got a fucking job to go to
A London woman has been told, in no uncertain terms that, yes, a 7am rave workout with a bunch...
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Betrayed! I thought he was the one but then he told me he’d once been a contestant on Take Me Out
I first met Barry at this bar that my friends and I go to a few weeks ago....
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How to recover after the 21-year-old at work doesn’t get your MySpace reference
When you started at the company you were youngest person in the office; the go-to source for any...
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I lived it! He said he was in a band but he didn’t mention he played the fucking fiddle
“I’m in a band.” We’ve all heard it and we’ve all been instantly attracted to it. But when...
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Four pairs of flatforms that say “I’d wear heels, but honestly, fuck that”
Wanting to be a tall, elegant goddess when you’re out strutting your stuff isn’t too much to ask,...
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It’s 2018! Why are we still so uncomfortable about calling nipples ‘tit-hats’?
I have two. You have two. OR MORE – that’s fine – it’s 2018 (see above). Dogs have,...
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Eight reactions to baby photos that will trick people into thinking you don’t think they all look the same
Baby fever! Not for you, of course, but for everyone around you, apparently. Responding to other people’s baby...
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Hollywood exclusive! What DOESN’T Chrissy Teigen do!? Wait, what does she do?
Hollywood: where lifelong dreams of waiting tables are made. Here to tell us about the unlucky celebrities whose...