Opinion
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Baby shower guest announces she’s done far more impressive things in sex than get pregnant
Reader, that guest was me. Baby Showers are the prime example of credit where it’s not due. It...
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Sorry feminists! I’m traditional: I like to cook for my man and make sacrifice to the Sun God
I’ve always been a traditional girl. Growing up, I wanted to get swept off my feet and have...
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Amanda’s mate Chris thinks we should all be able to separate the art from the artist, so that’s fine then!
Amanda, 32 from Willesden Green, has had a huge weight lifted off her shoulders thanks to her mate...
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Feminism isn’t about hating all men! It’s about hating one man: Joel
Sometimes I’m amazed that in 2018, we’re still having the same tired old arguments about feminism. The one...
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Man’s bumbling uselessness much less fucking endearing after 20 years
48-year-old Gary Quisling’s messy bedroom and scruffy clothes weren’t a problem for future wife, Lesley, as the 90s...
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Friend hoping overgenerous birthday present will make up for the fact she hasn’t replied to a text in over two months
Before turning up to Fay Mueller’s 27th birthday party, Lydia Weisman, 26, had failed to reply to the...
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Fuck, marry, be my dad: the nation struggles to figure out exactly what is they want to do with Gareth Southgate
There’s no doubt about it, Gareth Southgate has charmed us all. The manager of the England football team...
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Football’s coming home, so why hasn’t my dad for the last 12 years?
Everything seems amazing. After a lengthy time away, football seems to be on its way home. Which begs...
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Five guys on how they realised she’s the one (they wouldn’t text back)
Joshua, a 17 year old student, said: “So, I sent her a picture of my dick, to show...
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Wow! Eight buckets you must list before you die
We all have things we need to tick off the old bucket list before the sweet release of...
