Fashion
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Three newsboy caps that say, “Extra! Extra! Does this hat work with my face shape??”
So you’re looking for a newsboy cap to add some spice to your look. Congratulations! But beware: the...
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Scientists invent range of tights that your leg hair can’t poke through
After three years of gruelling research, scientists have finally developed a new range of tights that do not...
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Former goths struggle not to relapse during Halloween season
As shops fill with spooky decorations, the nation’s ex-goths are fighting the temptation to fall off the wagon...
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Four teddy coats that will make you say, “Baa! I’m just a wee little lamb!”
Winter is coming! So why spend the frigid months clothed in dull, monochrome coats when you could be...
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The five best maxi-dresses for shutting in car doors
Maxi-dresses are a summer must-have for those who don’t enjoy the sensation of peeling their hot arse off...
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Help! I wore dungarees for three weeks in a row and now I’m trapped playing heads down thumbs up in the back of Miss Phillips’ year 8 class
Jessica Bridgewater, 28 from Bristol, is talking to me with her head on the desk, and two PVA...
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Wow! These new aviators will make you irresistible to flies
Sarah Sheehan, 21, from Essex was recently compiling her new summer holiday outfit for a beach party holiday,...
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Four cute crop tops to show off your thick, luscious belly hair
Time to dust off those dangerously short hot pants, semi-translucent vest tops and arse skimming minis: summer’s officially...
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Man runs out of good shirts by second date
A Luton man has exhausted his wardrobe of socially viable date-wear after just two dates. Ben Cartwright, 25,...
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Four pairs of flatforms that say “I’d wear heels, but honestly, fuck that”
Wanting to be a tall, elegant goddess when you’re out strutting your stuff isn’t too much to ask,...
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