Science
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Emma Moran | February 3, 2021
Golden Globes judging panel all tested for COVID after displaying complete lack of taste
It’s a medical emergency in Hollywood tonight after the entire judging panel for the Golden Globes were rushed...
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Mary-Grace Brunker | November 20, 2019
Report: Is coffee actually good? Seriously, I can’t tell
A recent report by the Office For National Statistics has found stunning evidence that most coffee drinkers don’t...
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Laurie Plowright | December 9, 2018
Beautifully wrapped Christmas present definitely shit
Joanna Wilson, 27, was delighted to receive a beautifully wrapped present from one of her family friends. The...
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Emma Moran | September 17, 2018
Finally! Scientists invent pumpkin spice tampons
A crack team of international scientists have finally invented the one thing women around the world have been...
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Emma Moran | September 17, 2018
Buff! Woman’s incredibly toned body result of months of gruelling emotional labour
When Amy Wright won the Ladies National Deadlifting championships in June despite having never lifted a weight in...
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Billie | August 11, 2018
Myth Debunked! Claims that millennials have lower attention span than previous generations greatly exager- oooh a meme!
There’s been tons of think pieces dedicated to slagging off millennials and their supposed short attention spans, but...
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Zoë Tomalin | July 17, 2018
Science confirms periods are just getting worse and fucking worse
A study has found that PMS, cramps and period shits are an absolute joke. Scientists spoke to 200...
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Jodie Irvine | July 17, 2018
Ageing process sped up by realisation that the celebrities you fancy are younger than you
A new study has shocked the nation today, after it revealed that learning the age of a celebrity...
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Laurie Plowright | July 17, 2018
Man opens champagne without giving step-by-step tutorial on the technique to women around him
Richard Hastings, a 25-year-old engineer from Harrogate, made history at a dinner party last Sunday when he opened...
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Olivia Phipps | June 15, 2018
Hero! This man knows train doors will only open if he repeatedly presses button before the light goes green
Damon Jennings, 34, an estate agent, claims to have discovered the secret to saving those all-important two seconds...