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10 texts to send him to show you’re totally over him and not thinking about him at all

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Want to get ahead on your New Year’s resolution to move on from Mr. Wrong and find Mr. Right? Here are 10 texts to send your ex-bae to let him know how cool you really are, and that you absolutely don’t need him in your life at all, whatsoever.

♥ “Just to let you know, I gave up thinking about you for 2018”

♥ “What you up to?”

♥ “Yeah I totally snogged someone the other day. :-)”

♥ “Happy January 22nd”

♥ “Oops, sorry didn’t mean to send that photo of me to your mum”

♥ “Just thinking about how I used to date you.”

♥ “Saw a panto, the back end of the horse reminded me of you”

♥ “Help – how do you open jars of Marmalade? I can’t remember”

♥ “PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TAKE ME BACK!!! MY BODY IS YOURS FOR ALL ETERNITY! I’LL BE YOUR PIANO, IF YOU’LL BE MY BILLY JOEL. I’LL WAIT FOR YOU! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! XOXO”

♥ “Stranger Things tho”

Katie Pritchard

Katie Pritchard exists within a whirlwind of carnage. A professional actor, a musician mastering 12 instruments (including the rather tricky slide whistle), a karaoke demonstrator, a writer and an award winning comedian, Katie has chosen a colourful cornucopia of professions to create the melée that is her life.