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Hipsters? Awards organisation knew about abuse allegations before they were mainstream

Headline collab between Jodie Irvine + Kat Sadler

Robbed: man who posts sad break up poetry on Facebook furious about being overlooked for inaugural poet laureate

A Romford man, Dan Cartwright, 28, is absolutely fuming that he’s been “pipped to the post” to be...

Roommates! Grandma pleased Mattel finally release a best friend doll for Barbie

A local grandma was over the moon to see the new pictures released by Mattel of two dolls...

Woman making fun of queue outside Primark can’t find size big enough for her privilege

A woman who thinks the massive queues outside Primark as an absolutely hilarious sight to see has revealed...

Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing men with bad takes about Adele’s weight loss?

There comes a time in a woman’s life where she reaches a crossroads: should she abandon hope of...

Four fake diseases to tell your boyfriend about so he keeps washing his hands after this blows over

If there’s one positive from this whole thing, it’s that Jeremy, your boyfriend, has finally started actually washing...

I’m not in competition with other women. But if I was, I’d win

Five song recommendations to ignore because if you ever stop listening to your favourite song on repeat you’ll have a breakdown

Sometimes to get through the day, all you can do is listen to the same song every single...

Sexually liberated, feminist man’s kink just happens to be being dominant in bed

Brave! Woman finally takes a shit in her new boyfriend’s house