Lifestyle
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Leon TK | January 11, 2018
Progress! Man tells female guitarist she’s “pretty good” without adding “for a girl”
A male gig-goer shocked the music industry today as he declared Shoreditch-based guitarist Jamie Sykes, 24, to be...
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Laurie Plowright | January 8, 2018
Woman who can’t absorb dairy or gluten absorbed own twin in womb
A Leicestershire woman shocked her friends during a New Year’s Eve game of ‘never have I ever’, when she...
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Zoë Tomalin | December 28, 2017
Woman who claims scrapbooking is “more fulfilling than sharing your whole life online” won’t stop showing people her fucking scrapbook
With the rise of social media, some lament the loss of traditional photo albums, but not one Liverpool...
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Nicola Middlemiss | December 25, 2017
Shock! Single woman makes it through family Christmas with only 34 questions about when she’ll be settling down
A London PR executive has been bowled over by the unconditional love and support of her family, after...
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Zoë Tomalin | December 25, 2017
Woman who has never wanted children finally has mind changed by relative during Christmas dinner
An entrepreneur from Glasgow has finally been persuaded that children will make her feel complete by a woman...
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Claire Wetton | December 21, 2017
Woman planning sick day can’t be bothered laying the groundwork
A woman in South Bermondsey is planning to take a day’s sick leave tomorrow, yet has spent the...
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Laurie Plowright | December 19, 2017
Jenny still depressed, just now wearing antlers
A Cardiff woman with depression who was given a pair of glittery, festive antlers by a colleague pronouncing:...
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Laurie Plowright | December 19, 2017
Mum who wants “relaxed Christmas” inexplicably sets herself task of making four types of parsnip
A Stroud mother of three who decided to “relax and enjoy Christmas” this year has also decided to...
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Laurie Plowright | December 12, 2017
Christmassy! Government tells NHS to resort to actual stables
It was a Christmas dream come true for some expectant mothers this week. It’s every girls dream to...
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Zoë Tomalin | December 10, 2017
Woman gets idea signed off in meeting after stealing man’s vocal cords
A Hull woman has had her idea for a new social media strategy signed off after ripping out...