Flaky woman finally arrives on time to discover friends are all dull when sober
A North London woman was shocked this weekend when she arrived on time to meet her friends, and...
Speedy! Gaby’s advent calendar chocolates all already long-since-flushed poops
A Sheffield woman whose chocolate advent calendar was definitely going to last until Christmas this time has already...
Work Christmas party actually not as wild as that one rogue Wednesday in March
In a furniture sales office in Wiltshire, the gossip mill is buzzing after this year’s Christmas party. But...
Woman concerned her work persona might actually be the real her
A Birmingham woman was forced to take a long, hard look at herself yesterday when a colleague asked...
Everyone secretly hoping Megan, who has her shit together, is absolutely fucking miserable
A London woman, Megan Wright, 23, has started having a bit of success in her life, and everyone...
Office stunned when new girl won’t bake
A male-dominated office in Rochdale continues to operate in disbelief after no baked goods were brought into the...
Shock! Woman who posted underwear pictures on Insta not, in fact, real model
Followers of an Oxford woman were surprised to discover yesterday that, despite a constant stream of pictures captioned...
Three mascaras flakier than your friend Rachel
Rachel’s the kind of friend that’s so flaky that you can’t really remember the last time you saw...
Killer abs still on the loose
The Metropolitan Police have stepped up their search for a set of killer abs, reportedly still at large....
Quiz: Do you have imposter syndrome, or are you just faking it like everything else?