Science
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Ruby Martin | June 14, 2018
How to deal with a friend who won’t stop being more attractive than you
Whether it was an awkward school friend who happened to be belatedly blessed by puberty, or you so...
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Olivia Phipps | March 27, 2018
Wow! These amazing facts about women will make any man too uncomfortable to fact check
Did you know that the longest period ever recorded lasted for almost 18 months? Probably not – it’s...
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Jenny Laville | March 18, 2018
Study reveals no one gives a shit about your second baby
Something parents have long suspected has finally been confirmed by recent research carried out by a Kings Langley couple. “Literally...
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Dan Kiss | March 9, 2018
It’s 2018! Why are we still so uncomfortable about calling nipples ‘tit-hats’?
I have two. You have two. OR MORE – that’s fine – it’s 2018 (see above). Dogs have,...
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Zoë Tomalin | February 23, 2018
Woman who drank two espressos in one afternoon “looked into the burning heart of reality and knew that God was dead”
A Plymouth freelancer has confirmed that God is dead after she had a caffeine-induced panic attack so intense...
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Lucy Roper | February 22, 2018
Nurse granted sick leave after conducting your smear test
The NHS faces yet another upcoming crisis today, as a plethora of nurses around the country are being...
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Zoë Tomalin | January 23, 2018
Woman spontaneously combusts after self-retweet results in no new likes
A Barnet woman has exploded into flames after unsuccessfully retweeting a self-made meme which she claimed “deserved more”. @Susiecakes,...
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Nicola Middlemiss | December 1, 2017
Scientists crack secret to sexy, plus-size bra
Celebrations have broken out across the UK, after a team of scientists confirmed they have cracked the secret...
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Sara Gibbs | November 7, 2017
Science exclusive! Body hair grows back
No matter how many times you shave, wax, epilate, tweeze, laser or visualise your body hair away, it...
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Sara Gibbs | November 1, 2017
Science! Cure for insomnia is reliving past humiliations
The science is in, and it turns out the cure for insomnia is actually staring at the ceiling and...