Science
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Benjamin Alborough | October 5, 2017
Phwoar! Scientists say 50% of all people have breasts
A shocking new study from the University of Bristol has revealed that anything up to half of the...
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Sara Gibbs | August 25, 2017
Clever! This three-month pregnant woman is suddenly a fertility expert
“I never really thought about a career in medicine until I managed to get myself pregnant,” explained 32-year-old...
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Sara Gibbs | August 24, 2017
Science trying to identify that thing in Alison’s fridge
A Balham woman has had ‘that thing in her fridge that has been in there so long it’s starting...
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Hannah Radley | August 8, 2017
Women more likely to make friends if in 10-metre radius of public loo
New research has uncovered a correlation between positive female social patterns and proximity to a public lavatory. While the smell can...
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Kat Sadler | June 29, 2017
Study reveals going to bed at a reasonable hour makes Jennifer less of a crazy bitch
Amount of sleep might have a correlation with Jennifer’s absolutely batshit behaviour, a new study has suggested. Science...
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Benjamin Alborough | May 31, 2017
Study shows depth of adult male’s V-neck directly proportional to their misunderstanding of feminism
Scientists from the University of Sussex have announced the results of a new study that identifies a causal...
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Catherine Brinkworth | May 19, 2017
DNA test reveals most of Sarah’s ancestors would have been a bit disappointed in her too
A Lancashire woman is mildly miffed after the results of her genealogical DNA test identified her ancestors as...
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Sarah Breese | April 27, 2017
Hero mechanic saves woman’s life after discovering eleventy kazillion faults during routine tyre check
A London woman had a narrow escape this week, after a mechanic discovered an unprecedented number of faults with...
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Billie | April 17, 2017
If a single slice of chorizo gets eaten in a forest and no one is there to see it, am I still a vegan?
When coming up with a dissertation thesis, 21-year-old undergraduate Olivia Choadury decided to combine her interest in metaphysical...
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Sara Gibbs | April 11, 2017
Woman who can “wink with both eyes” just blinking
A Yorkshire woman who claims to be able to “wink with both eyes” is just blinking, an investigation...