All posts by Billie
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Billie | December 22, 2017
Homemade gifts to disappoint your loved ones with this Christmas
It’s the thought that counts, right? Right? Of course not. Stick to the list, you fool. However, the...
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Billie | August 22, 2017
Five critically acclaimed books to decorate your beach towel with while you re-read Grazia
It’s summer reading season! A time when even those of us that haven’t so much as looked at...
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Billie | August 9, 2017
Weird! Cabin pressure turned all my super cute holiday souvenirs into useless crap only a moron with no taste would buy
Unpacking my suitcase after a week-long girls’ holiday to Mallorca, I discovered something very strange had happened. At...
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Billie | July 20, 2017
Scientists confirm that food eaten while drunk “doesn’t count”
Scientists have confirmed what many have long suspected: that food consumed while drunk “doesn’t count.” A 3am doner,...
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Billie | May 2, 2017
Five songs from ’00s girls born in the ’90s will remember being fingered to
1. ‘My Neck, My Back’ by Khia (2004) You and Michael (from top set maths) managed to sneak...
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Billie | April 17, 2017
If a single slice of chorizo gets eaten in a forest and no one is there to see it, am I still a vegan?
When coming up with a dissertation thesis, 21-year-old undergraduate Olivia Choadury decided to combine her interest in metaphysical...
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Billie | March 19, 2017
Inspiring! Brave woman shaves head in solidarity with sufferers of male pattern baldness
It was Michael’s hair that first attracted Louise to him. Thick and glossy. A light oak with streaks of...
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Billie | February 25, 2017
Five shades of lipstick that’ll distract people from the fact you brushed your teeth with your finger this morning
Most mornings you have a strict oral health routine: sonic toothbrush, dental floss and an Ayurvedic-inspired, Gwyneth Paltrow-approved tongue scraper....