All posts by Emma Moran
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Emma Moran | December 17, 2019
Five quirky Christmas jumpers to hide your lack of any discernible personality
Everyone loves an ugly Christmas jumper, especially those who struggle to project an image of being in any...
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Emma Moran | December 17, 2019
Woman faces industrial action after breaking £5 secret Santa limit like a scab
A festive office party has devolved into contentious legal talks after Molly in Comms blatantly undercut the £5...
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Emma Moran | June 28, 2019
Five teeny tiny tattoos that whisper, “Take that, dad”
It’s official, getting a tattoo is the coolest way to rebel against society. But what are you to...
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Emma Moran | September 17, 2018
Finally! Scientists invent pumpkin spice tampons
A crack team of international scientists have finally invented the one thing women around the world have been...
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Emma Moran | September 17, 2018
Inspirational! Obstacles to finding employment in the arts overcome by person who lives rent free in London with financial support from their parents
Finding a paying career in the arts can seem like an impossible dream, but we met one woman...
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Emma Moran | September 17, 2018
Hot take! Julie from HR has noticed the evenings are getting darker
The Gillinham office of Cosgroves Catering Suppliers was rocked last week after a staff member noticed that the...
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Emma Moran | September 17, 2018
Buff! Woman’s incredibly toned body result of months of gruelling emotional labour
When Amy Wright won the Ladies National Deadlifting championships in June despite having never lifted a weight in...
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Emma Moran | June 20, 2018
Foolproof! Millennials discover pension loophole by just straight up dying before the age of 65
Millennials, stressed about their ability to save money for retirement, have banded together and discovered that if they...
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Emma Moran | June 20, 2018
Woman discovers being splashed by passing bus not the beginning of a rom-com, just a shitty day
After being drenched by the passing 254 bus, a Clapton woman was disappointed to learn that the unfortunate...
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Emma Moran | May 6, 2018
Woman uses KeepCup once, becomes Gaia, Mother of All Creation
Customers of a north London Pret-a-Manger were stunned on Monday morning at the sight of a woman literally...