All posts by Olivia Phipps
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Quiz! Are you really succeeding as much as you really fucking hope you are?
You sit down to do something you’ve been meaning to do all week. Do you: A. Read an...
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Hero! This man knows train doors will only open if he repeatedly presses button before the light goes green
Damon Jennings, 34, an estate agent, claims to have discovered the secret to saving those all-important two seconds...
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Best friends finally meet after nine years of trying to coordinate diaries
Two close friends have finally managed to have a catch up after years of trying to find a...
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House-hunting couple shocked to learn they’re not the only ones looking for “light and space”
A Kent couple have discovered that most human beings have the same checklist when it comes to house...
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Hero! Man agrees to try dating taller women
A 5ft8″ man from Durham has agreed he will give women taller than him “a chance” after a...
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Office war rages after Lisa uses Joanna’s mug
A passive-aggressive civil war has escalated at the Hartley-Trafford & Co. multimedia company this week. Conflict has been raging...
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Wow! These amazing facts about women will make any man too uncomfortable to fact check
Did you know that the longest period ever recorded lasted for almost 18 months? Probably not – it’s...
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Sarah totally fine about holding everyone’s bags at theme park
An unlucky member of a hen party visiting Thorpe Park has said she is “completely fine” about forgoing...
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“Getting engaged is overrated,” says woman who has been planning her wedding since she was 14
A single woman has bit back following a recent surge in engagements among her friends, despite the fact she...
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Woman accidentally becomes genuinely interested in her husband’s hobby
A well-meaning woman from Halifax has become a huge fan of her husband’s interest in fishing, entirely by...