All posts by Catherine Brinkworth
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Catherine Brinkworth | July 4, 2019
How to stop being a people pleaser, honestly please just do this for us ok?
If you’re a people pleaser, then what the hell is wrong with you? Just do exactly what we...
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Catherine Brinkworth | July 3, 2019
Why are you tired today? It’s probably a terrible disease
Do you find getting out of bed tricky? Do you hit snooze for approximately two and a half...
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Catherine Brinkworth | July 2, 2019
Six of the cutest baby names you wasted on yours and your ex’s fictional children
All in all, it’s great news you broke up with Ian, because he was a man who used...
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Catherine Brinkworth | May 28, 2019
Millennials are having less sex, so now Generation Alpha is just four pugs and a toddler called Jackson
It’s a well reported fact that millennials are having less sex than their grandparents, a fact that’s horrifying...
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Catherine Brinkworth | August 4, 2018
Met Office declares it’s too hot to fuck
The Met Office have announced that UK temperatures will tip over the ‘fuck point’ this afternoon. The fuck...
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Catherine Brinkworth | July 15, 2018
Friend’s brother visits town, hits on nobody
A Dorset man has successfully visited his older sister in London without low-key sizing up any of her...
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Catherine Brinkworth | October 31, 2017
Emma given actual scare by trick or treaters too young to remember Mean Girls
A Leatherhead woman was given a legit scare this Halloween weekend by some kids who popped out of the...
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Catherine Brinkworth | October 12, 2017
Original! Entrepreneur who likes gin hoping to stand out on Tinder
A CEO from London is optimistic that his individuality will shine through in a winningly original Tinder bio....
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Catherine Brinkworth | October 9, 2017
Six super cute vintage looks that haven’t been washed since 1997
There’s nothing millennials love more than trying to wear their childhoods, like a Xanax with armholes. Et voila:...
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Catherine Brinkworth | September 11, 2017
Six cute Airbnbs to overhear your friends poop in
The post-holiday blues are just a fact of life. So is taking a shit. While you’re in a...