All posts by Eleanor Morton
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Your co-worker Mark thinks he’s not allowed to flirt with women anymore which is great because he’s a terrible human being
A man in your office today claimed that the #MeToo movement meant he “basically couldn’t even flirt with...
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Three great brunch places to queue outside for four hours on a Sunday morning
It’s Sunday! And Sunday can only mean one thing; Brunchtime! Well, it was originally meant to be a...
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Four Easter eggs to buy for your nephew and then eat all at once yourself in your car
As the old saying goes, it’s the thought that counts; and you briefly thought about giving the four...
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Laura eats burrito with grace and dignity
A Clapham woman successfully consumed an entire burrito at a central London eatery today, without making a giant arse...
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Group of male friends decide their joke about Dana isn’t sexist
A group of male colleagues from Penicuik have unanimously agreed that they shouldn’t feel bad for making a...
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Becky actually happy with lipstick she was bullied into buying at MAC counter
An Edinburgh woman was both surprised and delighted today when she got home and discovered the MAC lipstick...
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Ailsa still waiting for assurances about her weight even though she’s confident and loves her body
A Perth woman is really happy with her body, despite constantly mentioning it to her friends. “I’m really happy...
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Rare male feminist found who doesn’t just talk about how great he is
Scientists have discovered a rare and exciting new breed of male human which may be the first of...
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Sarah asserts dominance on train by touching her knee slightly to manspreader
A woman on the 8.30am train from Edinburgh Waverly to Glasgow Queen St. today gained a victory for...