All posts by Zoë Tomalin
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Woman who drank two espressos in one afternoon “looked into the burning heart of reality and knew that God was dead”
A Plymouth freelancer has confirmed that God is dead after she had a caffeine-induced panic attack so intense...
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Woman who never got into Harry Potter growing up goes on to have normal and happy adult life
A group of friends has been rocked by the revelation that Vita Oldmoore, 25, “doesn’t give a shit”...
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Woman’s “weird celebrity crush” actually just a conventionally attractive man
An actor frequently cited by an East Sussex woman as her “weird celebrity crush” has been outed as having...
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Expensive notebook definitely going to motivate Hannah to write novel this time
A North London barista has been forced to defend her purchase of a deluxe £25 Moleskine notebook after...
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Woman spontaneously combusts after self-retweet results in no new likes
A Barnet woman has exploded into flames after unsuccessfully retweeting a self-made meme which she claimed “deserved more”. @Susiecakes,...
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Tanya’s attempt at Veganuary ends early due to insatiable hunger for human flesh
A PR manager from Swindon has been forced to abandon her vegan January after it became impossible for...
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Woman who claims scrapbooking is “more fulfilling than sharing your whole life online” won’t stop showing people her fucking scrapbook
With the rise of social media, some lament the loss of traditional photo albums, but not one Liverpool...
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Woman who has never wanted children finally has mind changed by relative during Christmas dinner
An entrepreneur from Glasgow has finally been persuaded that children will make her feel complete by a woman...
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Amazing! Woman has three contradictory hot takes about Christmas charity appeal video
A Durham woman is reported to have had three different, but equally controversial, opinions about a video which was...
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Woman gets idea signed off in meeting after stealing man’s vocal cords
A Hull woman has had her idea for a new social media strategy signed off after ripping out...