Career
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Bethan Story | June 6, 2018
Genius! This freelancer adds a “wasting my fucking time” tax to their invoices
A freelance interior designer from Mitcham has made shockwaves in the industry today by adding a special tax...
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Zoë Tomalin | June 5, 2018
Freelancer quits job to concentrate on signing for neighbours’ parcels
A freelance writer from Seven Sisters has packed in her job to focus on signing for every Amazon...
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Nicola Middlemiss | May 24, 2018
Shock! Karen returns to work after two days off to find everything absolutely fine
An overbearing and self-important middle manager has returned to work this week after a full two days off,...
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Nicola Middlemiss | May 21, 2018
Unfair! Natalie disappointed to learn boss will actually be returning from maternity leave
An ambitious business development assistant from Exeter has spent the morning in a deep sulk after learning her...
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Adam Baird | May 20, 2018
Yes, I’d love to come to a 7am rave workout, Nancy, but I’ve got a fucking job to go to
A London woman has been told, in no uncertain terms that, yes, a 7am rave workout with a bunch...
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Saskia Preston | May 18, 2018
35-year-old woman still talking about gap year
Colleagues of a Wiltshire woman have confirmed that the marketing assistant is still “banging on” about her 12-month...
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Billie | April 24, 2018
Inspiring! This woman turned a ‘duvet day’ into a ‘duvet lifestyle’
A Reading woman has been hailed as an inspiration after turning an impromptu ‘duvet day’ into a duvet...
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Nikki Druce | April 23, 2018
Study shows that we don’t want to hold Karen from finance’s newborn. Not now, not ever.
A groundbreaking research project has conclusively proven that we don’t want to hold Karen from finance’s newborn. Not now....
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A Bryant | April 6, 2018
How to win friends and influence people, but mostly just your line manager, Amy
Here are some are surefire ways to make sure that people, and by ‘people’ we mean your line manager, Amy,...
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Zoë Tomalin | April 5, 2018
Clueless! This millennial thinks she can get job with only the relevant skills, experience and hard work
A London-based graphic design graduate has been labelled an “avocado-guzzling waste of space” after she audaciously suggested she...