Lifestyle
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Joanne Sarginson | April 20, 2017
Woman disappointed with body for functioning like a human body
An Essex woman has shaved off her eyebrows after becoming concerned that they were not behaving in accordance...
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Catherine Brinkworth | April 18, 2017
Workplace win! Woman negotiates crafty two-year contract extension
In a decisive win for one woman everywhere, Westminster-based Theresa May has pulled a sly move at work...
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Sara Gibbs | April 18, 2017
Woman spends thousands on holiday to “get away from problems” only to discover that she is the problem
A Dover woman is experiencing buyer’s remorse after a luxury Spanish resort holiday costing £2,574 failed to provide the desired temporary...
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Billie | April 17, 2017
If a single slice of chorizo gets eaten in a forest and no one is there to see it, am I still a vegan?
When coming up with a dissertation thesis, 21-year-old undergraduate Olivia Choadury decided to combine her interest in metaphysical...
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Catherine Brinkworth | April 16, 2017
Woman who gave up sugar for Lent really annoyed at Jesus
A Kent woman is really annoyed at Jesus in an all-round way after quitting sugar for Lent. “I...
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Sara Gibbs | April 15, 2017
Boyfriend had one job
A Staffordshire boyfriend is “getting the cold shoulder” from his girlfriend due to his failure to complete one...
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Benjamin Alborough | April 12, 2017
Clever! Man doesn’t use specific names in his poems so he can recycle them for his next girlfriend
A Sheffield man has drawn praise from bachelors up and down the country after revealing his system to...
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Harriet Cartledge | April 6, 2017
Incredibly generous woman seriously thinks about volunteering
Shocking news this evening as a Dorset woman finally Googles local volunteering opportunities after months of talking about...
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Sara Gibbs | April 5, 2017
Selfish fucking cat refuses to go viral
A Liverpool cat is “a selfish little a-hole” due to her stubborn refusal to go viral. Three-year-old tabby-Bengal...
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Sara Gibbs | March 30, 2017
Woman who refused to use digital calendar deserved to lose paper diary
A Cirencester physiotherapist who refused to use a digital calendar to record appointments for her appointment-based business deserved to lose...