Health & Fitness
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Saskia Preston | June 30, 2018
Woman seeks therapy for addiction to talking about therapy
A woman from Barnet has gone into therapy this week for her unstoppable habit of talking about therapy....
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Luisa Callander | June 6, 2018
Woman who regularly buys sports gear realises she hasn’t done any exercise since 2011
A Nantwich woman with more than two hundred pounds’ worth of sports equipment at the back of her...
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Zoë Tomalin | June 1, 2018
Smear test reveals woman’s cervix has been subject of slanderous article in Daily Mail
The cervix of a London-based IT consultant has been accused of going on a drugs and alcohol-fuelled bender in...
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Ruby Martin | May 27, 2018
Goals! This woman lost eight stone by losing her will to live
A Slough woman managed to shed the pounds in a miraculous transformation after she decided she “just couldn’t...
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Adam Baird | May 20, 2018
Yes, I’d love to come to a 7am rave workout, Nancy, but I’ve got a fucking job to go to
A London woman has been told, in no uncertain terms that, yes, a 7am rave workout with a bunch...
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Jodie Irvine | May 16, 2018
Woman thrilled time has come to pretend those tears are hay fever
A Dorset woman was excited today after learning that hay fever symptoms are once again rife amongst her...
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Ellie Connor | May 12, 2018
Man shocked to discover he’s not a qualified health specialist
A London-based salesman has been left with an immense feeling of disappointment upon being informed that reading a...
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Sara Gibbs | May 5, 2018
Swimming pool noodles specifically designed to get you off
A new study into swimming pool noodles has revealed that, while they may look like innocent flotation aids, they’re...
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Cameron Loxdale | May 1, 2018
I fucked the Headspace guy and now meditating is super awkward
A London woman has many regrets after a dreadful one night stand with the Headspace guy. Nadia Kirk,...
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Cameron Loxdale | April 30, 2018
The Headspace voice cracked on to me and now we’re going on a date!
A London woman has reached the zenith of meditation by landing a hot date with the Headspace guy....