Love & sex
Brave! Woman finally takes a shit in her new boyfriend’s house
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You didn’t expect an actual list, did you? We can’t believe we even have to type this, but...
Do I want to fuck Father Christmas, or do I just crave a father figure in my life?
Ok, so hear me out on this one girls. Ever since I was a young teen, right about...
Freelancer snogs herself at Christmas party
Freelance graphic designer, Ruby Smith, 28, woke up after her solo Freelance Christmas party with the usual beer...
Baby shower guest announces she’s done far more impressive things in sex than get pregnant
Reader, that guest was me. Baby Showers are the prime example of credit where it’s not due. It...
Man’s bumbling uselessness much less fucking endearing after 20 years
48-year-old Gary Quisling’s messy bedroom and scruffy clothes weren’t a problem for future wife, Lesley, as the 90s...
Fan overtakes vibrator as woman’s favourite piece of electronic equipment
Of all the electrical equipment she owned – toastie maker, lava lamp, 1998 Gameboy Color – it was...
Friend’s brother visits town, hits on nobody
A Dorset man has successfully visited his older sister in London without low-key sizing up any of her...
Fuck, marry, be my dad: the nation struggles to figure out exactly what is they want to do with Gareth Southgate
There’s no doubt about it, Gareth Southgate has charmed us all. The manager of the England football team...
Man you were nearly over just ‘checking in’ with 2am text
Laura, 22, from Southend-On-Sea, was pleasantly surprised when James, 26, a man who ghosted her several months previously,...