Love & sex
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Imogen Trusselle | December 16, 2018
Do I want to fuck Father Christmas, or do I just crave a father figure in my life?
Ok, so hear me out on this one girls. Ever since I was a young teen, right about...
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Laura Cooper | December 16, 2018
Freelancer snogs herself at Christmas party
Freelance graphic designer, Ruby Smith, 28, woke up after her solo Freelance Christmas party with the usual beer...
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Annie McGrath | November 20, 2018
Baby shower guest announces she’s done far more impressive things in sex than get pregnant
Reader, that guest was me. Baby Showers are the prime example of credit where it’s not due. It...
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Louise Leigh | September 4, 2018
Man’s bumbling uselessness much less fucking endearing after 20 years
48-year-old Gary Quisling’s messy bedroom and scruffy clothes weren’t a problem for future wife, Lesley, as the 90s...
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Billie | July 16, 2018
Fan overtakes vibrator as woman’s favourite piece of electronic equipment
Of all the electrical equipment she owned – toastie maker, lava lamp, 1998 Gameboy Color – it was...
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Catherine Brinkworth | July 15, 2018
Friend’s brother visits town, hits on nobody
A Dorset man has successfully visited his older sister in London without low-key sizing up any of her...
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Billie | July 11, 2018
Fuck, marry, be my dad: the nation struggles to figure out exactly what is they want to do with Gareth Southgate
There’s no doubt about it, Gareth Southgate has charmed us all. The manager of the England football team...
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Laurie Plowright | July 9, 2018
Man you were nearly over just ‘checking in’ with 2am text
Laura, 22, from Southend-On-Sea, was pleasantly surprised when James, 26, a man who ghosted her several months previously,...
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Kat Sadler | July 5, 2018
Wow! This man proposed to his girlfriend and you’ll never guess what she said! (it was yes)
Incredible! A man has proposed to his girlfriend and you’ll never expect what happened next: she said yes!...
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Billie | June 14, 2018
Woman sues boyfriend for failing to fill void
A woman from Tottenham, North London, is suing her boyfriend after he failed to fill the void she’d...