Love & sex
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Incredible! Handsome crush actually texts with correct grammar
A Liverpool woman is in a state of disbelief this week as her incredibly handsome crush continues to use...
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Cute nicknames for you boyfriend’s penis that’ll subtly undermine his masculinity
When left to their own devices, men have a tendency towards giving their penises needlessly macho and, frankly, slightly...
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Betrayed! I thought he was the one but then he told me he’d once been a contestant on Take Me Out
I first met Barry at this bar that my friends and I go to a few weeks ago....
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I lived it! He said he was in a band but he didn’t mention he played the fucking fiddle
“I’m in a band.” We’ve all heard it and we’ve all been instantly attracted to it. But when...
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Woman’s breakup haircut so good it kills ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend
A Brighton woman has been charged with second-degree murder after the choppy bob and balayage that she received...
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I fucked the Headspace guy and now meditating is super awkward
A London woman has many regrets after a dreadful one night stand with the Headspace guy. Nadia Kirk,...
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The Headspace voice cracked on to me and now we’re going on a date!
A London woman has reached the zenith of meditation by landing a hot date with the Headspace guy....
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Man gives girlfriend promise ring to confirm his commitment to avoiding engagement
A Henley man has spoken today of the moment he presented his girlfriend of seven years with a promise...
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Newlywed couple shocked that guests followed instructions on invitation and did not buy gifts
A pair of newlyweds from Battersea have expressed their shock and disappointment that their wedding guests did exactly...
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Erotic! Scheduled sex is the best, confirm married people
Married people have insisted that pre-arranged sex with no spontaneity at all and diary checking involved is actually...