Love & sex
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I lived it! He said he was in a band but he didn’t mention he played the fucking fiddle
“I’m in a band.” We’ve all heard it and we’ve all been instantly attracted to it. But when...
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Woman’s breakup haircut so good it kills ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend
A Brighton woman has been charged with second-degree murder after the choppy bob and balayage that she received...
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I fucked the Headspace guy and now meditating is super awkward
A London woman has many regrets after a dreadful one night stand with the Headspace guy. Nadia Kirk,...
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The Headspace voice cracked on to me and now we’re going on a date!
A London woman has reached the zenith of meditation by landing a hot date with the Headspace guy....
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Man gives girlfriend promise ring to confirm his commitment to avoiding engagement
A Henley man has spoken today of the moment he presented his girlfriend of seven years with a promise...
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Newlywed couple shocked that guests followed instructions on invitation and did not buy gifts
A pair of newlyweds from Battersea have expressed their shock and disappointment that their wedding guests did exactly...
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Erotic! Scheduled sex is the best, confirm married people
Married people have insisted that pre-arranged sex with no spontaneity at all and diary checking involved is actually...
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Not long left for Julie to find a husband before she has to come good on her childhood deal with Dan to get married if neither of them are taken by 30
Time is running out for a London woman who made a childhood promise to marry her male best...
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Woman shocked boyfriend dated other people before they met
Despite only having met her boyfriend three months ago, a Plymouth woman was horrified to discover that she wasn’t the...
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Five ways to phrase irrational demands to get your partner to agree to them
Have an indefensibly unreasonable request of your partner? Need them to agree to it pronto? No problem! Try...