Four Easter eggs to buy for your nephew and then eat all at once yourself in your car
As the old saying goes, it’s the thought that counts; and you briefly thought about giving the four...
Quiz: Do you need a wee? Or are you just a nervous wreck?
Laura eats burrito with grace and dignity
A Clapham woman successfully consumed an entire burrito at a central London eatery today, without making a giant arse...
Woman who stares at Google maps until she gets home has no idea where she lives
A Leeds woman who strictly uses Google maps to find her way home has literally no clue where...
Local yoga instructor finally succeeds in getting her head up her own arse
A self-employed yoga instructor from Bristol has finally achieved the ancient sport’s ultimate end goal – entering her...
Best friend in office barely qualifies as acquaintance in real world
Studies have confirmed that your best friend from the office is barely somebody you would nod at on...
“Low blood sugar” excuse for Tammy to be total nightmare
A Luton woman’s ‘low blood sugar’ is a catch-all excuse for her to be as awful as she...
Report confirms Tracey only went to the Tate to look cultured on Instagram
A new report has confirmed that a woman only went to the Tate so she could take some...
Woman working alone in Starbucks forced to choose between table and bladder
A Reading woman working alone in a local Starbucks has been forced to wet herself, rather than give up...
Quiz: How much eye contact is everyone else doing?
What is a normal amount of eye contact? How much is everyone else doing? When did all these...