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Emma Moran | February 3, 2021
Golden Globes judging panel all tested for COVID after displaying complete lack of taste
It’s a medical emergency in Hollywood tonight after the entire judging panel for the Golden Globes were rushed...
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Emma Moran | January 28, 2021
Representation! Broadcasters to commission more reports on why they’re not commissioning things by BAME writers
In response to backlash over the lack of diverse shows on their slates, broadcasters like the BBC are...
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Jodie Irvine | January 21, 2021
Dentist now the only man who’s been inside you in a year
A Farnborough woman has set a new record today after she realised it has now been one whole...
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Succubus Magazine | January 21, 2021
Robbed: man who posts sad break up poetry on Facebook furious about being overlooked for inaugural poet laureate
A Romford man, Dan Cartwright, 28, is absolutely fuming that he’s been “pipped to the post” to be...
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Rhiannon Shaw | January 20, 2021
Steal his look: why everyone’s going crazy for “The Cold Bernie”
Congressman Bernie Sanders has seized the means of production and the hearts of a nation with his practical...
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Emma Moran | January 20, 2021
Progress! Woman inevitably left to clean up the mess after breaking glass ceiling
After her appointment to a historically male position of power, the #girlboss in question was left to clean...
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Rhiannon Shaw | January 12, 2021
Representation! Mattel launches first Incel Ken doll
Barbie-brand Mattel has announced that they will shortly be releasing a new Ken doll – and he will...
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Emma Moran | June 12, 2020
Giddy up! Woman cowgirl rides her mum’s coattails to success
As we all know, becoming a famous journalist is really, really easy. Haha only kidding! It’s actually very...
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Chloe Porter | June 12, 2020
All the different places you can cry now lockdown’s eased
After a bumper few months of successfully handling the coronavirus crisis, the UK Government is now doing us...
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Rhiannon Shaw | May 23, 2020
Nice! Another government official breaking lockdown makes you sending that thirst trap to your ex seem comparatively okay
In a show of boundless generosity, another government official has broken their own lockdown laws, making your indiscretions...