News
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Emma Moran | June 20, 2018
Foolproof! Millennials discover pension loophole by just straight up dying before the age of 65
Millennials, stressed about their ability to save money for retirement, have banded together and discovered that if they...
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Kat Sadler | June 20, 2018
Aww! Sad reaction on Facebook still just patronising
It has been confirmed today that the ‘sad’ reaction, as an alternative to the traditional ‘like’ on Facebook,...
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Nicola Middlemiss | June 19, 2018
Unbearable guy from school now really into drones
That unbearable guy from school, whose name you can’t say without wincing, has apparently reached a new low...
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Kat Sadler | June 16, 2018
Jen wanted to divide the bill up equally, so we divided her up equally too
After finishing a meal at a fancy restaurant, Jen Wallace, 29, thought it was absolutely fine to suggest...
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Olivia Phipps | June 15, 2018
Hero! This man knows train doors will only open if he repeatedly presses button before the light goes green
Damon Jennings, 34, an estate agent, claims to have discovered the secret to saving those all-important two seconds...
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Ruby Martin | June 14, 2018
How to deal with a friend who won’t stop being more attractive than you
Whether it was an awkward school friend who happened to be belatedly blessed by puberty, or you so...
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Billie | June 14, 2018
Woman sues boyfriend for failing to fill void
A woman from Tottenham, North London, is suing her boyfriend after he failed to fill the void she’d...
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Kat Sadler | June 9, 2018
Awkward! This woman tried to say goodbye and she choked, then tried to walk away and she stumbled
When I saw you today, three things popped into my head: games, changes and fears. I don’t know...
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Lorna Treen | June 7, 2018
Amazing! Someone brought up GCSE results so Nancy got a chance to brag
A Birmingham woman who got seven A*s, two As, one B and a C in drama (which she says...
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Bethan Story | June 6, 2018
Genius! This freelancer adds a “wasting my fucking time” tax to their invoices
A freelance interior designer from Mitcham has made shockwaves in the industry today by adding a special tax...