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Laurie Plowright | May 8, 2018
Wow! this boy from your old Catholic school has read The God Delusion and now he makes vlogs!
A man who was an alter server at a Devon Catholic school and did his first holy communion and confirmation alongside...
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Laurie Plowright | May 7, 2018
Woman goes to Thailand to find self, finds unregulated tattoo parlour instead
A west London woman who travelled to Thailand to “find herself” has instead found an equally legitimate form of...
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Emma Moran | May 6, 2018
Woman uses KeepCup once, becomes Gaia, Mother of All Creation
Customers of a north London Pret-a-Manger were stunned on Monday morning at the sight of a woman literally...
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Sara Gibbs | May 5, 2018
Swimming pool noodles specifically designed to get you off
A new study into swimming pool noodles has revealed that, while they may look like innocent flotation aids, they’re...
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Emma Moran | May 4, 2018
Woman bulk buys 10,000 bobby pins, loses all within 48 hours
A woman from Glasgow has set a new world record after losing a grand total of 10,000 bobby...
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Emma Moran | May 2, 2018
Woman’s breakup haircut so good it kills ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend
A Brighton woman has been charged with second-degree murder after the choppy bob and balayage that she received...
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Saskia Preston | April 29, 2018
Man gives girlfriend promise ring to confirm his commitment to avoiding engagement
A Henley man has spoken today of the moment he presented his girlfriend of seven years with a promise...
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Adam Baird | April 28, 2018
80% of academics still dashing
We’ve always suspected it, but now we know for sure – a new academic report has revealed that...
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Sara Gibbs | April 26, 2018
Endurance! This woman sat through a shit film because it cost £4.99 to rent
An Aberdeen woman has forced herself to sit through two hours of utter drivel because it cost £4.99...
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Sara Gibbs | April 25, 2018
Dad reckons he’s seen whatsherface off the telly in that other thing
A Lincolnshire father has paused the TV to announce that he is vaguely familiar with one of the...