“I don’t know what I saw in him” says friend who wrote four poems about what she saw in him when they were together
Friends and colleagues were amazed when a Leeds woman returned to work on Monday morning, glowing, after her break...
Woman actually happy with haircut
A Leeds hairdresser is being praised worldwide this week after a first-time client confirmed she had received the exact cut...
Winter wonderland! Woman looking forward to growing her armpit hair into a lush forest
Winter is coming, and nowhere is this more abundantly clear than in a Warwickshire woman’s underarm area. Out are the...
Three mascaras flakier than your friend Rachel
Rachel’s the kind of friend that’s so flaky that you can’t really remember the last time you saw her....
How to keep so many succulents that your life just becomes the plot of Little Shop of Horrors
It’s well established that succulents are a great alternative to friends. They brighten up any space, be it a desk,...
Beauty inspo! Five bold lipsticks to buy this winter and never wear
This season isn’t just about the bold lip; it’s about buying an outlandish colour, convincing yourself you can rock...
Toenail excited to fuck up your tights
Your big toenail is absolutely jazzed to ruin your brand new upwards of 80 denier tights today, it told...
Quiz: Do you have imposter syndrome, or are you just faking it like everything else?
How to look like you’re working when you’re actually daydreaming about Steve from Stranger Things and his baseball bat
Anyone who’s seen the new season of Stranger Things, or has basic access to the Internet, knows that Steve...
Nutrition! Ciara’s vegan cookbook ‘purely decorative’
A London woman has been forced to admit that she has never even so much as skim-read her vegan...