The Latest
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Beauty
Wow! This woman bought a solid shampoo bar and has spoken about it continuously for the 80 washes it lasts
Laurie Plowright | July 19, 2018A 26-year-old woman from Clapham has wowed friends and family not only with her commitment to eco friendly personal...
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Science
Science confirms periods are just getting worse and fucking worse
Zoë Tomalin | July 17, 2018A study has found that PMS, cramps and period shits are an absolute joke. Scientists spoke to 200 womb-owners...
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Career
5:56pm definitely best time to hold meeting, boss confirms
Jodie Irvine | July 17, 2018An East London man has made a career breakthrough today, after calling a crucial meeting right at the moment...
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Science
Ageing process sped up by realisation that the celebrities you fancy are younger than you
Jodie Irvine | July 17, 2018A new study has shocked the nation today, after it revealed that learning the age of a celebrity you...
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Interiors
Four pillowcases that will draw attention away from all of the crumbs
Jodie Irvine | July 17, 2018It’s no secret that eating in bed is a risky game. You know it’ll make a mess, and you...
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Lifestyle
Dinner party deception: five subtle ways to convince your useless friend that she’s helping
Alex Nash | July 17, 2018Jenny absolutely killed it last week. Four courses, cocktails, the works. Everyone’s needs were catered for. And how did...
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Lifestyle
Four houses on Rightmove you’ll never afford, and the detailed fantasy lives you’ve constructed around them
Billie | July 17, 2018Unless you have a rich relative with heart problems or bought Bitcoin back in 2011, as a millennial, the...
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News
Man opens champagne without giving step-by-step tutorial on the technique to women around him
Laurie Plowright | July 17, 2018Richard Hastings, a 25-year-old engineer from Harrogate, made history at a dinner party last Sunday when he opened a...
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Lifestyle
Fan overtakes vibrator as woman’s favourite piece of electronic equipment
Billie | July 16, 2018Of all the electrical equipment she owned – toastie maker, lava lamp, 1998 Gameboy Color – it was her...
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Love & sex
Friend’s brother visits town, hits on nobody
Catherine Brinkworth | July 15, 2018A Dorset man has successfully visited his older sister in London without low-key sizing up any of her friends,...