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Lifestyle
Woman dies of starvation trying to complete online food shop
Christiana Brockbank | June 30, 2018A woman has died from starvation after a long battle trying to finalise her online food order with Ocado....
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Beauty
Hero! Woman removes messy bun without scalping herself
Jodie Irvine | June 30, 2018An Edinburgh woman has been highly commended today after managing to remove her hair from a messy bun without...
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Health & Fitness
Woman seeks therapy for addiction to talking about therapy
Saskia Preston | June 30, 2018A woman from Barnet has gone into therapy this week for her unstoppable habit of talking about therapy. Angela...
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Career
Unbelievable! Becky said “yeah, maybe” and definitely didn’t mean “absolutely fucking not”
Jodie Irvine | June 28, 2018A Newcastle woman has broken new ground today after showing signs of a genuine interest in the opinions of...
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Beauty
Crumbs found in bra are only clues to how hungover woman ended her night
Sophie May | June 22, 2018A very hungover woman from Peterborough has taken to examining the contents of her bra to piece together what...
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Lifestyle
Foolproof! Millennials discover pension loophole by just straight up dying before the age of 65
Emma Moran | June 20, 2018Millennials, stressed about their ability to save money for retirement, have banded together and discovered that if they just...
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Lifestyle
Woman discovers being splashed by passing bus not the beginning of a rom-com, just a shitty day
Emma Moran | June 20, 2018After being drenched by the passing 254 bus, a Clapton woman was disappointed to learn that the unfortunate event...
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News
Aww! Sad reaction on Facebook still just patronising
Kat Sadler | June 20, 2018It has been confirmed today that the ‘sad’ reaction, as an alternative to the traditional ‘like’ on Facebook, is...
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Lifestyle
Mother of the bride spends wedding giving daughter’s number to handsome strangers
Freya Isabella | June 19, 2018Not one to contradict a lifetime of non-consensually sharing her daughter’s contact details with any passing eligible man, Phillipa...
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News
Unbearable guy from school now really into drones
Nicola Middlemiss | June 19, 2018That unbearable guy from school, whose name you can’t say without wincing, has apparently reached a new low in...