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Career
Man on same wage keeps thanking female co-worker for all her work
Adam Baird | March 5, 2018A male office worker in Bromley is continually thanking his female co-worker for all her hard work despite the fact...
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Beauty
Four body butters that are as delicious as they are good for your skin
Adam Baird | March 4, 2018Everyone knows body butters are good for your skin and everyone also secretly eats a bit of them, because they smell...
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News
Emma’s sudden awareness of own mortality ruins house party
Sara Gibbs | March 3, 2018An Exeter woman has completely ruined a perfectly good house party by suddenly realising she’s definitely going to die...
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Love & sex
Hero! Man still manages to objectify women in winter clothing
Lucy Roper | March 3, 2018A south London account manager has been high fived and called a “legend” after proving that it isn’t impossible to catcall...
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Love & sex
Woman accidentally becomes genuinely interested in her husband’s hobby
Olivia Phipps | March 2, 2018A well-meaning woman from Halifax has become a huge fan of her husband’s interest in fishing, entirely by accident....
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Beauty
Three lip colours that look great on fucking Sandra from accounts, but not you
Rhiannon Shaw | March 2, 2018Fucking Sandra from accounts is at it again. She’s trying out yet another bold new lip, and somehow manages...
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Love & sex
Amazing! Semi-regular game of five-a-side still hasn’t made David interesting
Jodie Irvine | March 1, 2018A Wiltshire man has broken records today after managing to remain thoroughly uninteresting despite the introduction of a thrilling...
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News
Competitive pregnancies result in overpopulation crisis in North Oxfordshire
Catherine Fearns | March 1, 2018A sharp rise in the birth rate in North Oxfordshire has been attributed to competition amongst upper-middle-class women to...
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Health & Fitness
Mother of six-week-old baby assaults doctor who told her: “it’s fine to have sex again”
Catherine Fearns | February 28, 2018A GP from Manchester was left with a broken nose and concussion after he told a postnatal patient she...
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Lifestyle
Are you really procrastinating at your best?
Olivia Phipps | February 27, 2018As the old saying goes: why do today what you can do… some other time? Are your procrastination techniques...