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Career
Money?! Woman struggles with transition from unpaid internship to actual employment
Freya Isabella | February 27, 2018On receiving something called a ‘payslip’ last Friday, a south London woman has realised she may now classify as...
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News
London commuters moved to tears by Jennifer’s 2013 leavers hoodie inscription
Jeremy Barclay | February 26, 2018Emergency services were called to Clapham North rail station earlier today after an entire carriage of commuters was brought to...
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News
Exclusive! “I’m sorry you feel that way” NOT substitute for actual apology
Verity Babbs | February 26, 2018New research has brought forth conclusive evidence that “I’m sorry you feel that way” is not actually a real...
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Love & sex
Despite being sexually active for 15 years, man still confused about which hole is which
Olivia Foster | February 25, 2018An accountant from Leeds, lost his virginity when he was 16 and has been sexually active ever since. But,...
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Love & sex
Woman finally comes out of hiding five years after liking ex’s Instagram post
Olivia Foster | February 25, 2018A woman from Middlesbrough was forced underground after accidentally liking a picture of her ex and his new girlfriend. The incident...
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Career
Boss who wants you to “relax and switch off” on holiday also wants you to “take a quick look at one thing”
Sara Gibbs | February 24, 2018An Essex boss who wants you to “chill out and enjoy your holiday” is also planning to send you...
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Science
Woman who drank two espressos in one afternoon “looked into the burning heart of reality and knew that God was dead”
Zoë Tomalin | February 23, 2018A Plymouth freelancer has confirmed that God is dead after she had a caffeine-induced panic attack so intense that...
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News
“Stop dumping all your problems on me,” demands Jess’s therapy cat
Sara Gibbs | February 23, 2018A Norwich woman is at odds with her therapy cat over the one-sided nature of their relationship. “Biscuit isn’t...
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Lifestyle
Hollywood exclusive! What DOESN’T Chrissy Teigen do!? Wait, what does she do?
Sara Scully | February 22, 2018Hollywood: where lifelong dreams of waiting tables are made. Here to tell us about the unlucky celebrities whose service...
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Health & Fitness
Nurse granted sick leave after conducting your smear test
Lucy Roper | February 22, 2018The NHS faces yet another upcoming crisis today, as a plethora of nurses around the country are being given...