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Career
Unfair! Natalie disappointed to learn boss will actually be returning from maternity leave
Nicola Middlemiss | May 21, 2018An ambitious business development assistant from Exeter has spent the morning in a deep sulk after learning her boss...
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Career
Yes, I’d love to come to a 7am rave workout, Nancy, but I’ve got a fucking job to go to
Adam Baird | May 20, 2018A London woman has been told, in no uncertain terms that, yes, a 7am rave workout with a bunch of...
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Love & sex
Cute nicknames for you boyfriend’s penis that’ll subtly undermine his masculinity
Billie | May 19, 2018When left to their own devices, men have a tendency towards giving their penises needlessly macho and, frankly, slightly terrifying-sounding...
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Career
35-year-old woman still talking about gap year
Saskia Preston | May 18, 2018Colleagues of a Wiltshire woman have confirmed that the marketing assistant is still “banging on” about her 12-month trip...
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Love & sex
Betrayed! I thought he was the one but then he told me he’d once been a contestant on Take Me Out
Adam Baird | May 17, 2018I first met Barry at this bar that my friends and I go to a few weeks ago. He...
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Health & Fitness
Woman thrilled time has come to pretend those tears are hay fever
Jodie Irvine | May 16, 2018A Dorset woman was excited today after learning that hay fever symptoms are once again rife amongst her peers....
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Opinion
How to recover after the 21-year-old at work doesn’t get your MySpace reference
Billie | May 15, 2018When you started at the company you were youngest person in the office; the go-to source for any youth...
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News
Hollyoaks spoilers! It’s shit!
Adam Baird | May 14, 2018Look away now if you don’t want to know what’s coming up in this weeks episodes of Hollyoaks. Have...
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Love & sex
I lived it! He said he was in a band but he didn’t mention he played the fucking fiddle
Adam Baird | May 13, 2018“I’m in a band.” We’ve all heard it and we’ve all been instantly attracted to it. But when I...
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Health & Fitness
Man shocked to discover he’s not a qualified health specialist
Ellie Connor | May 12, 2018A London-based salesman has been left with an immense feeling of disappointment upon being informed that reading a column...