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Cyndi Lauper re-releases ‘Girls Just Want to Have Fun’ with considerably more demands
Cameron Loxdale | May 31, 2018I come home in the morning light, my mother says “when you gonna live your life right?” This 1979...
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Fashion
Man runs out of good shirts by second date
Cameron Loxdale | May 30, 2018A Luton man has exhausted his wardrobe of socially viable date-wear after just two dates. Ben Cartwright, 25, managed...
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News
Inspiring! This woman recycles all her empty plastic bottles by using them to bottle up her feelings
Joanne Sarginson | May 29, 2018A Manchester woman is doing her bit to protect the environment by bottling up her emotions in used plastic...
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Opinion
Wow! Eight buckets you must list before you die
Ruby Martin | May 28, 2018We all have things we need to tick off the old bucket list before the sweet release of death....
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Health & Fitness
Goals! This woman lost eight stone by losing her will to live
Ruby Martin | May 27, 2018A Slough woman managed to shed the pounds in a miraculous transformation after she decided she “just couldn’t be...
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Love & sex
Magical! This fairytale wedding will make you believe in the power of capitalism
Ruby Martin | May 26, 2018Prepare to have your hearts warmed and wallets emptied at this story of true love. Luxury travel consultant, Tegan...
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News
Evidence shows other people are better at parenting than you
Emma Bartley | May 25, 2018Other people are better at parenting than you, according to evidence from a recent birthday party you attended. The...
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Career
Shock! Karen returns to work after two days off to find everything absolutely fine
Nicola Middlemiss | May 24, 2018An overbearing and self-important middle manager has returned to work this week after a full two days off, only...
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News
Miracle! Woman’s security-pass photo actually pretty flattering
Nicola Middlemiss | May 23, 2018Religious bodies and cult-like organisations have celebrated this week after a 21st century miracle was officially confirmed by the...
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Love & sex
Incredible! Handsome crush actually texts with correct grammar
Nicola Middlemiss | May 22, 2018A Liverpool woman is in a state of disbelief this week as her incredibly handsome crush continues to use correct...